I went on holiday to Norway last year, it was freezing. I woke up 1 morning and there was an ice cube in the bed next to me.. So I picked it up and through it in the fire… And it went… Insert fart noise here!
2 guys walk into a pub and go to the bar, 1 guy says to the other “right donkey… What you having?” Other guy replies “a p.p.p.p.pint of G.G.G.Guiness please”..
So the guy orders the drinks “2 pints of Guiness please, 1 for me and 1 for donkey” the bar tender serves the pints and they sit down and drink them.
1st guy gets up… “Right come on donkey, your round, hurry up im off for a piss”
So 2nd guy goes up to bar “t.t.t.two p.p.p.pints of G.G.G.Guiness p.p.p.please”..
Bar tender says “no problem sir, 2 pints of Guiness coming right”… He starts pulling the pints and says to the 2nd guy “I think that’s terrible by the way”…
“W.w.w.what says the 2nd guy?”
“The way he calls you donkey!”
“Oh eeoow…eeoow (donkey noise) He always calls me that”..
Courtsey of Mr Connelly.. Always make me laugh.. And before anybody gets offended at the stammering content, my brother had a really bad one for years and I have one when im n.n.n.nervous!