I heard Joe Cocker was a fan of Greggs – has anybody seen him in one recently?

Common Mythconception – its actually Jarvis Cocker. Sausage Roll & a Yum-Yum by all accounts.

True, she’s no Lisa Stansfield.

Who was in the Baum in Rochdale last night, according to my sources……

Another one who’s no better than she ought to be. Used to be that the Elephant & Castle was good enough.

I saw Eva Peron in Eccles.

Steak Bake, Bakewell Tart and a regular tea to go.

Rather than an Eccles Cake? These people with influence should be supporting local produce and artisans. Makes my blood boil.

I thought this thread was about one of Prince Harrys exes.

Are you sure they’re tyre inflators and not just whip-its that the kids have been snorting?

Very short term this – tightly grip the forearm just below the offending elbow (as tight as you can) then clench the fist of the offending arm and release. You should feel your forearm muscle pushing back towards the elbow. Repeat 10 times – should give some pain relief until you go see a medical expert.

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Fake? It’s filmed in a fake “house” which is actually Black island film studios. Those takes where she’s on the stairs – they don’t go anywhere.”

You’ll be trying to tell us next that they aren’t her real friends.

i’d **** me

You could do with some lotion…

Will his dad be going?

LOL

I’ve had this one as well. I like how they apologise for the spelling, you cant knock a well mannered thief.

I can paint and cook and have a chemistry degree. Anyone hiring?

Get in touch with Heston Blumenthal.

I drink red wine with fish too

Tut.

Red wine with white meat? Peasant.

You remember when Lance came back from retirement after his doping allegations in order to prove he was winning clean? It’s like he has something he needs to prove to himself to overcome historic guilt.

d!ck

Just book into a high end hotel, they give you one free.

+1 for the ASDA mocs.

I specify these every year (wearing them now!) they last a full 12 months and are far superior in quality from anything I have had from Debenhams etc.

Please under no circumstances buy TOTES. They are more than double the prices and very cheaply made from thin material – expect 3 months use at most.

Edit – Yes, I do realise how sad it is to be able to offer advice on slippers.

You’ve probably got warm white (2700k) which is a soft glow like old fashioned bulbs, look for daylight (4000k) ones instead.

Just been reading about them on the beeb. Warms the heart of a cynical football fan and I agree with the OP’s sentiments, especially since most of us wont earn in 10 years what the likes of Wayne Rooney earn in a week. Thankfully community focused clubs (like FCUM etc) are on the rise in this country.

Just pay it. You can appeal but will get nowhere, meanwhile the clock will be ticking and the higher amount will be due. Then their solicitor will send you a letter and suddenly it’s £200 plus due to their fees. At that point it’s either pay or get a CCJ against your name.

Used to be you could challenge and win until some fool took it to court, defended himself, it became case law and now everyone is screwed. IANAL.

I crushed it in a tissue and resisted the urge to throw it her laughing and instead put it in the bin

You crushed it and laughed. Couldn’t you just put it outside.

Sounds great but sadly too far

…Calderfornia…

Like it. Calderfornication.

99% from home – South Pennines (Littleborough). Always intending to go further afield but need to find a similarly slow buddy/group to ride with.

Donkey.

:lol:Uncle Peter

Its not a huge amount of money but its one for his biggest fans :wink:

Saw them on the midweek version – just assumed they were taking the P.

This is a music video (sorry) but beautiful nevertheless….

He should register with CIS telling them what kind of business he is (subbie/sole trader/limited co etc) and then bill as you say. He will get 20% tax deducted from payments which is fine if he is labour only. If he is supply and fix then splitting valuations can be a ball ache for both parties so he might be as well asking CIS for gross status.

Try to find a data sheet for the shower online. Most new showers now allow for multiple entry points for cable and pipe.

I am appalled – by the mindless vandalism of our beautiful language by thisisnotaspoon. There is no apostrophe in the word votes. Suggest you think about what you have done.

+1 for the spirals but drill a very small diameter hole first to make sure you are hitting a cavity – otherwise they will chew up a big chunk of plasterboard when they hit a stud or frame.

The Sun jumped on a badly worded survey/report commissioned by Halfords

OK, so maybe they’re not lobbying themselves but they have allowed these questions to be posed in their name, giving more ammunition to the cyclist bashers.

For anyone considering spending their hard earned at HALFORDS, please be aware they are currently lobbying to have your bikes registed, number plated, MOT tested and all sorts of other bike unfriendly legislation.

You are correct and it will harbour mould.

Really? How many older women had positions of authority and power in the music industry when Tom Jones was starting out?

Just Sharon Osborne :wink:

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Common People – Pulp

Good call.

Remember him dishing it out to Michael Hutchence, now who’s the bloated has-been?

This really grinds my gears too. It has spread everywhere, since now there are very few face to face dealings. Some wont even answer the most basic questions that clearly do not expose any “data” – so it often appears to be an excuse to do nothing.

Who’s on first?

Dont know if you woudld call them nightmares but (usually in periods of work stress) I have dreams about rising tides that are lapping up against the windows or where I am in the car on a steep hill and either cant get any traction or cant apply enough brakes to stop me.

When I was a kid I used to have recurring dream of sitting on the kerb with my legs in the road and I couldnt move them out of the way of traffic.