I don’t think it’s your browsing history, Wish is just randomly weird generally. The first time I ever browsed that website the second item it offered me was a knuckle-duster and about half a dozen items later was what I can only describe as a ****ing machine.
Funnily enough I’m a member of a “weirdest thing you’ve seen on Wish/Alibaba/etc” FB group chat with some nursing colleagues. The ‘****ing machine’ has featured a few times and the follow-up conversations have been quite interesting.
I’m glad someone else asked this. Getting a weird mix of items in their ads, from a DeWalt power saw to exhaust flame kits to adult novelty undergarments and some kind of ring for chickens. Either they are truly random or my Facebook friends are weirder than I thought. It’s not my browsing history unless CRC has diversified into fetish gear (beyond the stuff for time triallists)….
Glad it’s not just me then……my selection of delights has been some tight goth leggings, tatty looking g-strings, some horror mask, dog toys that I thought were buttplugs, and something that looked like a bottom torture device, but turned out to be hair tongs.
No, a machine. Like, a you-know-what for the ladies, on a sort of mechanical piston affair. I think it was table-mounted, I honestly didn’t spend the time investigating too closely to be sure.
I definitely know I haven’t been looking online at:
Things to put up your bum. I mean, LOADS of things…. all shapes and sizes
Essentially what I can describe as a ‘prosthetic penis you put over one’s own penis to make it bigger and longer’
Fake under armour clothing
More things to put up your bum.
Really kinky and slinky WOMEN’S clothes.
RUbber earings
Its your regal status Lowey , I’ve had adverts for stab vests, knuckle dusters , and various weapons/ Chinese landfill shite, all on the basis of buying one pair of shoes that fell apart !!!
I don’t think it’s your browsing history, Wish is just randomly weird generally…
… And about half a dozen items later was what I can only describe as a ****ing machine.
Men’s pants with a posing pouch. £3
A pig shaped crack pipe £2
A plastic bowl, with a plastic bear/car/rabbit fishing in it £2
Large bunch of keys on a massive jailer ring £20
999 tools in a case for £16
Shimano Fishing reel £27
Blue things you put in your mouth for £1
Some shorts with ‘Vennun’ written on them for £3, they go up to XXXXL which has got to be worth seeing.
Small Jet Engine £11
What appears to be a semi-automatic pistol for £1
Miniature Mulder from X-Files when he appeared in the Simpsons FBI badge £2.
A syringe full of mercury (including a pic of someone pouring it onto their hands, £2.
And this:
I think it for a bit of ‘personal massage’ but, that might just be my dirty mind.
I believe I was at some point actually, must’ve been a couple of years ago at least.
I seem to remember you starting or commenting on a thread. It’s a number of years back but Iirc it was something to do with a rare earth magnet hand held **** device. I maybe confusing my threads mind.
Most stuff I get is really interesting looking engineering related items in anodised aluminium that I cannot recognise and I have no idea what they might be. Today there was something rolled up in a canvas roll – I have no idea what.
What on earth is this? I don’t want to clock on it!
It’s far more innocent that it looks. Turns out it’s a face mask with a bears nose and mouth printed on a white circle.
The white background makes it look transparent when it isn’t.
Mine has recently come up with an attachement to swap with the shower head that you insiert up your behind to clean it. Not sure if that’s some sort of pleasure thing or some people really really want a clean hole.