About 2.00 am most nights get woken up by sex screams from next door, thin walls in this 60;s house. Goes on for ages before the inevitable climax and peace at last. What would you do for a good nights sleep?

record, amplify, playback

join in…obviously 8)

The mental image is a huge turn off.

I'd tell _foxie_ to keep it down. 😀

find a recording of rapturous applause and then, when they're sated, play at high volume back through the wall…

The mental image is a huge turn off.

It's not your mum and dad is it? 😯

Knock on the door with some good weed and a bottle of vodka. 😈

record, amplify, playback

uh-huh, possibly use the countdown theme as chappie approaches happy time.

Or a brick through the window.

Can we have some constructive suggestions please. I see these people scraping the ice off their windscreens in the morning,they look refreshed!!

record it, then when they are scraping the ice off helpfully say "this any good to you?" and hand them a CD case entitled "Neighbours hot XXX love romp" and mark it with the current date.

Asbo might be the answer, just how do you get one applied??

see these people scraping the ice off their windscreens in the morning,they look refreshed!!

Say "you look refreshed, though I have to say I'm rather tired these days". When they ask why, just tell them the neighbours are keeping you awake all night. Pause. Then walk away.

It could be worse, I have sh*te awful music pouding through the walls, usually starting at aorund 2am.

Intercept his Viagra supplies and an ASBO for her might do it!

Ask them to start shagging in the kitchen

They have done that 'cause we heard it too. Luckily in the afternoon while the fan oven was on.

You don't live next to this couple do you?
Noisy sex woman admits asbo breach

Try sleeping with ear plugs in ??

Talk to them.
Or bang on wall.
One of those is correct..

Hey, maybe it is that couple in Sunderland, me in Wiltshire, impossible.

Drops some hints about marriage or kids…it'l :cry:l soon stop

Bang on the wall, keeping time with the grunts. That should put him off!