More Bikemonger Stickers…. any ideas

No gears. Or friends.

Struggling to come up with some suggestions that are as good as the gems we’ve had already, but what about:

You Shall not pass!
Gears for fears
Mud, Mud Glorious Mud

hopeless attempts at humour… facepalm…

My cogs bigger than yours!

It’s only an excuse for dogging.

You would not believe how hard this is….

It’s a convenient excuse for my lack of speed.

“Powered by columbian marching powder”

+1

Actually…

Your cogs bigger than mine….

Better ride than my Mrs!

Middleaged crisis on a bike

More Niche than Quiche

Are we nearly there yet..
Do my plums look big in this..
Stupid is as stupid does,now f*ck off !
God is good god is fair,to some he gave gears to others he gave flair..
Yes I do have a proppa bike,I just choose to ride this one,OK !

this is my church

The classic refrain, often heard from fat moustached Belgians standing beside an insanely steep cobbled climb: Hup Hup Hup

that would be
hop hop hop

i’m belgian, no moustache

Lock, stock and two smoking brakes

‘I’ve slept with Charlie the MikeBonger’

Multi-speed singlegear.
Gears just confuse me.
Pedal, push or spin?
It’s my excuse for flapjack and I’m sticking to it.
A roadie ate my hamster

One less roadie

or perhaps ‘ive slept with mike the charliebonger…’

My other bike is a halfords special

I love Dear Leader.

I step on all you maggots!

Dear Leader is god.

Lower (geared) than your mum. (sorry :oops: )

Evan my skidmarks smell of rubber.

That’s not a niche… THIS is a niche!

“Sub-standard driving may result in the placement of my feet on your car, which could cause offence”

“Dr Singlespeed, I presume?”

“One gear, no fear” (May have been done before)

E = 32:16 squared

that would be
hop hop hop

i’m belgian, no moustache

Happy to be corrected.

Oh, and very few Belgians have moustaches, except for the massive guys in the rider support clubs, wearing big jackets and Superprestige races.

‘This Machine Kills Fatties’ would be better, surely?

Hello all,

Just to put my two pence in…”I brake for cake”…”My drinking clubs got a cycling problem” and “Ride, Rinse, Repeat” are my favorites. But just to add a couple

“Gears are for Queers”
“One gear, and I can still keep up (stuck on the crossbar)”

Cheers,
Mark.

“I like a red rim and tight nipples”

I feel the need for singlespeed!

better ride than your mrs
cars burn fuel and make you fat bikes burn calories and make you thin
use the beard
its not that i dont like dh its my bikes made of afraidium

“Ride it like it’s stollen!” (cake reference FTW!!)

Bigger wok than cok
Coks ride ss
And it’s still better than yours
It’s coz I av the skillz init
Corduroy is the new tweed
Coz I don’t need an excuse

Sitting, Standing, Walking, Resting – Singlespeed?

If I grow up old, I’ll get a bike with gears

No, I can’t explain why I enjoy it.

Edit: That should have been…
Sitting, Standing, Walking, Drinking- Singlespeed?

cheesy rider
gears are okay but you can`t beat the real thing
niche to see you to see you niche
32/16 my arse
dab-tastic

There can be only one….gear

‘done with derailleurs’

Two legs one speed

“Your mum is 22:32”

“Enjoyment = (Mountains x Cycling) Squared”
– this one may not be original

“Luckily my girlfriend is easier than my ratio”

“Bodged with pride (and cable ties)”

Caution: stinky Helmet toting nutter onboard.

its still just a bike
no you cant have a go on it . —- off!

Any chance of “I brake for cake” in white please as all my bikes are black?

Cheers :)