“Daddy you know you shouldn’t tickle me, you know my tickle circuit is connected to my trump circuit!
Thats REALLY dangerous if it is common to all!!
My brother (PeterPoddy) and I find Mr Brown saying hello the best thing in the world.
I think I am better in my bum trumpeting than my brother, I have reduced him to helpless tears on a number of occasions, rocking on the floor like a baby, due to my anal fog horn abilities.
I was worried recently I had lost the ability to make smelly trumps. However a recent bout of pant coughs (paaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh or ffffssssstttttt!!) so eye wateringly toxic NATO became involved I could relax and stop worrying. Which also helped things too!