Do you know what? I’ve had a think about it and…. using my new measure of what’s “Bad News” these days, I think we’ll be okay, in fact I think if the whole of the UK is dryer than Nuns gusset until Autumn, I think we’ll be okay.
In fact I think if you said to Bill Oddie “Bill, bad news, there’s a terrible drought coming that’s going to last until October, resulting in many Birds that usually flourish around Britain’s lakes and rivers having a pretty tough time of it” he’d say “Whatevs Man, I’ve been stuck indoors with the Wife for two **** months straight – did you know she writes Fireman Sam episodes? Can you imagine what it’s like to live with that sort of mind, day in, day out for 2 months? Do you, don’t you think we’ve got enough to worry about without getting all pissy because it was a warmer and dryer spring than usual – well **** do you?”.
I don’t know Bill, but I’ve always imaged him to be a very angry Man away from the cameras.