Christmas prezzie PSA: Cremation Urn, £33.99 from Sports Direct

https://www.sportsdirect.com/studio-cremation-urn-720747?clickref=1100lzIFgNIp&utm_source=partnerize&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=drytinder#colcode=72074711

Can also be personalised with loving words of your choosing. Or your last words. Your choice really.

(£4.99 postage.)

You are pretty much guaranteed a warm and loving Christmas day if you buy this for your beloved OH.

Nothing says I love you more than buying an urn from Sports Direct (upto 70% off) so your loved one has one less worry over the years ahead.

As an aside, buying two might be a prudent idea because, well…

On a completely unrelated subject does anyone know if sportsdirect gives an option for anonymous gifts?

What!

No massive Sports Direct logo like the giant coffee mug?

I’m out……..

You should probably order two, just incase.

Buying someone an urn for christmas will certainly make a ‘statement’ though!!!!

On a completely unrelated subject does anyone know if sportsdirect gives an option for anonymous gifts?

oooh… …no just don’t! lol!

dissonance
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On a completely unrelated subject does anyone know if sportsdirect gives an option for anonymous gifts?

Proper loled at that!! :-D

This would be heroic for Secret Santa.

Career ending but heroic.

Was hoping for massive branding although having swerved through the temple to nylon at the weekend it’s all about the Frasers membership thingy now. Regardless, branding.

Would make for a pretty good coffee bean storage container

dyna-ti
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Would make for a pretty good coffee bean storage container

Not going to lie, if you buy it and manage to sell it as such to whomever the “lucky” person is you are erm, treating, to this lovely… bean storage container… I think you deserve some sort of medal for gallantry.

More likely there will be a patio laid in your honour but you’ll have tried, none the less.

This would be heroic for Secret Santa.

Career ending but heroic.

Yes, but spare a thought to the poor person in HR who opens the email complaint at 8am on Monday morning… PMSL!!

Yes, but spare a thought to the poor person in HR who opens the email complaint at 8am on Monday morning… PMSL!!

Ah! But the gifter can simply have “Beans” engraved on the urn as per dyna-ti’s suggestion.

“Plausible deniability.” :-)

Looks like a cookie jar

somafunk
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Looks like a cookie jar

Yep, again, we cant be held responsible for the macabre thought processes of the lucky people we buy this for, particularly as it can be engraved with “Cookies.”

Its a perfectly good cookie jar m’lud.

My dad is still in the large dark green plastic container that we collected from the crematorium 6 years ago (19th October 2018), it’s exactly the same style of container that shops had boiled sweets in.

He’s sitting on a shelf in mum’s kitchen,