Cheese and onion Tayto! Or maybe walkers ready salted…

Green Chutney flavour “Kurkure” (probably available from any decent Indian supermarket online or IRL)

Salsa and Mesquite Kettle chips, Brannigan’s Beef and Mustard or McCoys Chilli (I ate the latter almost daily throughout my 3rd year at uni)

Scampi Fries or bacon wheat crunchies.

KP Prawn Cocktail in the green pack, sadly no longer available, best crisp ever…

Indeed, not a crisp I feel. Although, I hate marmite but could eat twiglets all day long! To rival Frazzles – Bacon Fries

First time round I broke a sweat eating these babys

Anyone else remember Really Ruthless Crisps?

I say, again,

These are an acquired taste too…

My dirty secret

Tangy Toms
Transformasnacks
Tesco Value salt and vinegar chip sticks.

As already stated above – Co-Op bestest quality Salt and Vinegar – so strong you get a whole new lining on your mouth over the following days.

However – having been a fan of many of the above suggestions the one crisp (brand) to beat them all is Pipers…. lovely, lovely crisps.

Spar onion rings

Golden wonder smokey bacon

Space raiders

Nothing by walkers (I will never forgive the blue / green cheese and onion, salt and vinegar switcheroo)

I mourn the passing of Smiths Bovril crisps.

Sapce Raiders!
Pipers from lincolnshire – forgot about them

TBH the crisp world imploded once Walkers bought out most of their rivals.

I miss ready salted Chipsticks (the smiths ones) and Ringos. Oh and KP Skydivers if anyone remembers those. There was also something called ‘Bitz of pizza’ , don’t remember who made them though.

For zig jnr. Frazzles are the crisp of choice.

IIRC Bits of Pizza were KP.

M&S big bag version of Skips used to be great as well, loads of flavour and once opened there was no stopping until the bag was empty.

Don’t know if they still make ’em though.

There really is only 1 crisp:

Walkers Salt and vinegar extra crunchy. It is so intense and amazing.

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These, and the new Prawn Cocktail versions, are flavours & textures like they are supposed to be in a crisp. Sharp, strong and..well…extra crunchy. Knocks all the posho crips like Kettle Chips (overrated) etc into a cocked hat. Well, with the possible exceptions of Pipers.

As an added bonus they are frequently on offer. £1 in both Tesco and Asda at the mo.

Yes, but how many of the packets can you put in the oven and shrink to make a novelty badge?

Yes, I used to watch “Why Don’t You?” in my defence there was only 3 channels.

Cheese and Onion Tayto (or any Tayto crisps for that matter).

Worcestershire Sauce French Fries ftw.

Or those lime and coriander poppadoms.

Nom nom

Where do I start.

Flamin Hot Wotsits (Multipack only)

Worcester Sauce French Fries

Salt and Vinegar Chipsticks

and a leftfield one,

had some peanut flavoured puff type things on holiday this year and once over the initial weirdness they were nom nom.

Prawn cocktail wotsits om a nom a nom

King Crisps Cheese and Onion flavour.

Unfortunately only available in Ireland.

Unfortunately only available in Ireland.

Or perhaps, fortunately! 😉