Christ on a bendybus! I’d mentally blanked it out of my mind but we’ve a new resident in our office. He was transferred from our other office, despite our protestations, and to their undisguised glee. He used to be here, and we’d got rid of him once. We thought for good. Now, much to everyones obvious despair, he’s back.
He is the most dour, miserable, abrupt, negative, utterly joyless, ill-tempered old git you could ever have the misfortune to meet. He’s like Marvin the Paranoid Android, crossed with a BBC sitcom writers idea of an overly curmudgeonly Yorkshireman. He’s a vacuum that could sucks the energy and enthusiasm out any room. He’s like a gloomy grey smog who’s constant, and unremitting negativity envelops everything around him.
He’s all I sodding need today. I want him dead already :twisted: