I’ve been on holiday for only a week. while away, one co-worker has live fed video of himself on a drunken rampage through a graveyard threatening to murder everyone and another projectile vomited approximately two bottles of vodka into the parking lot before his shift and proclaimed it due to a stomach upset. There has also been the hiring of someone to do minor contract work who goes by the name of Max Payne.
I’m quite looking forward to returning to be honest.

Let me guess . . . you’re a tax inspector, aren’t you?

🙂

you’re a tax inspector, aren’t you?

I hope he’s not a surgeon! 😆

This story would be quite funny if you weren’t an MP 🙂

I’m guessing policeman.

Mindfulness councillor?

Probably not Methodist – I’m going for CofE or Baptist minister.

gears_suck – Member

There has also been the hiring of someone to do minor contract work who goes by the name of Max Payne.

Does he do roofing as that’s the name of the bloke who does ours at work.

I’m guessing Dentist.

MI5?

Member of the shadow cabinet ?

G4S?

I’m back tomorrow too. I have absolutely no idea what’s been going on (as I’ve been on holiday). I was hoping if I looked the other way and thought “holiday” I would never have to go back, but unfortunately…

Tom_W1987 – Member

G4S?
Ha. This one is a frightening possibility?