Mine: wear a polo shirt with the collar upturned 😡
wearing a polo shirt
Matching bike and pro team kit.
Matching bike and pro team kit.
Especially those Pro's. What do they think they look like!
😉
Skinny jeans on any male who's more than 3 years past puberty
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Jeans in the gym.
trying to look like something you're not (I.e security guards wearing stab vests with blue battenburg print, private ambulance companies dressing like local NHS ambulance service staff, anyone wearing combats tucked into the top of boots, school kids dressing "gangsta", old people dressing like they're teenagers, anything I wear.)
Skinny jeans, regardless of gender.
Having a really crap personalised number plate
EDIT: Having a personalised number plate
Having a personalised number plate
Playing golf or wearing golfing clothes, like that advert "You look like a clown"
The list is endless really -
Trousers halfway down your ar*e with your pants on display.
Baseball cap (done up too tight) perched on your head at a jaunty angle.
Tacky, oversized cheap gold jewelery (this goes for the ladies aswell)
Fat blokes on £XXXX carbon road bikes always make me laugh, particularly the one round my way (who must be 20 stone) on a Sky Team edition Dogma and full Sky kit (and I mean EVERYTHING - inc blue Jawbones)
Grown men wearing football shirts when out with wife/kids.
Matching bike and pro team kit.
sit up and beg type continental commuter bike and pro team kit.
[b]Cycling:[/b]
Pockets overstuffed full of kit 'cos you're too cool for a seatpack/saddlebag.
Walking uphill, because you're too cool for a triple.
Pushing home, 'cos you're too cool to carry a pump/CO2.
Two abreast, inappropriately.
Slammed stem & a bad back.
Looking like you're in a race, when you're not.
Looking like you're not enjoying it.
Dropping gel wrappers. Infact, being anywhere near a gel if you're not in a race.
Who the hell uses gels when you can have Jelly Babies or Malt Loaf?
People who judge others on internet forums.
Oh, hang on.......
Acting, talking and walking gangsta when you come from a small town in the midlands. 🙄
Big thick frame hipster glasses or shades.....
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Adults on Micro scooters.
Caring how other people are dressed
You knew this was coming Al 😉
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Very well done on the 3.13 btw
Looking like you're not enjoying it.
So... all roadies, basically? 😉
Acting, talking and walking gangsta when you come from a small town in the midlands.innit bruv.!
Plus one
Salmon trail shoes - worn when not running.
Top button done up without a tie
Anyone who wears white clothes - except tshirts & shirts
Anything tucked into jeans
I could go but I won't
I saw a guy on the eurostar who was a bit of a winner in this category
He must have been early 40's
Hitler youth hair cut
american college jacket, too small
Jeans that were skin tight and about 3 inches too short
and a pair of these
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binners - Member
So... all roadies, basically?
Well, all the thin ones, anyway. 😀
Red trousers and wearing camo gear if you are not in the army
Anybody wearing combats/DPM style clothing.
Unless you're in the services you just look like a walt of the worst kind..
ride a mountain bike.
Wearing jeans so your @rse hangs out
What and people actually do that?!?!?Top button done up without a tie
Men who wear scarves, (unless they're on a polar-expedition) and most of what 'freeagent' says.
Jeans and a blazer
[i]Salmon trail shoes - worn when not running.[/i]
Bit like these?
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Body warmers.
As patriot says above. Saw a bloke in a t shirt and scarf.
Either its cold or its not.
I regularly wear combats and DPM.
(while fishing)
Dammit, you beat me! I was going to go with theseBit like these?
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Glad he didn't spell it right or could've been considered fightin talk.
Body warmers
Good shout, blokes in puffa style, north face body warmers.
😥 I love mine so sod you 😉north face body warmers
I regularly wear combats and DPM.
How do you wear a Damp Proof Membrane?
Any cycling/mountain bike clothes
You missed out the ultimate fashion faux pas!
Wearing shorts over your lycra full length bibs.
+ Not w[i]earing shorts over your lycra full length bibs.[/i]
Cider with ice in it, in a pub. Watered down short measure?
Topless men in public urban environments. Saw a youth earlier today sauntering through town with his shirt off, but black gloves on... Yes mate, everyone is in awe of your masterful physique and homemade tattoos. A diet of Rustlers and Frosty Jacks sure does help to hone a buff body.
