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Those farts which feel like they're going to be small and inconsequential, so you put your back into bringing it into the world and.... PAARRRRPPP....
Not embarrassing in the slightest.
In that situation, just pick the person nearest you, look at them in disgust and tut...
My son had such an incident two nights ago while he was getting into the bath. Except his unexpectedly large fart had a lump in it. Although judging by his grin as I was wiping poo off the bathroom door and floor (tiled, fortunately), he didn't appear to give a shit that he had given a shit.
In that situation, just pick the person nearest you, look at them in [s]disgust and tut[/s] wonder and high five them!
FTFY
thegreatape - MemberMy son had such an incident two nights ago while he was getting into the bath. Except his unexpectedly large fart had a lump in it. Although judging by his grin as I was wiping poo off the bathroom door and floor (tiled, fortunately), he didn't appear to give a shit that he had given a shit.
That made my afternoon!
My son had such an incident two nights ago while he was getting into the bath. Except his unexpectedly large fart had a lump in it. Although judging by his grin as I was wiping poo off the bathroom door and floor (tiled, fortunately), he didn't appear to give a shit that he had given a shit.
....and he's only 28 😉
Farts are like children.
Your own are a thing of wonder, hilarity and pride.
Those of others are just vile.
😉