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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/11/morrisons-releases-hottest-ever-supermarket-curry-featuring/

A like a nice curry - nice balance of heat and taste...this however looks insane 😯

Will this leave the willing participant with an arse like a Japanese flag for days after? I think so.
Anyone here likely to try?


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:18 pm
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I jut don't get why people do this.... it seems a bit masochistic to me.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:20 pm
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an arse like a Japanese flag

😆


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:22 pm
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Worth a punt at £1.50.

Just put some TP on ice.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:23 pm
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That dinner sorted for tonight, I could do with a day off tomorrow 🙂


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:25 pm
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Posted : 11/10/2017 1:27 pm
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I jut don't get why people do this.... it seems a bit masochistic to me.

Because you build tolerance to the heat from chilli spice - a Rogan Josh to me might be a Vindaloo to someone else.

I used to like the Extra hot vindaloo from Asda but they changed the recipe hugely and it's rubbish now.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:29 pm
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As above, one persons ring stinger is another's meh. I know people who find Korma too spicy! I have a reasonable tolerance so might try that but won't be rushing out to get one as supermarket currys don't tend to hit the spot.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:33 pm
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I'd give that a go if they did a veggie version.

(Then probably be on Grindr looking for a snowman.)


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:44 pm
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I like to be able to taste the food not just the heat.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:45 pm
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Knowing my luck, I'll have to share a train carriage with someone who's eaten one of these for my ninety minute trip home.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:45 pm
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[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-15183070 ]One person's korma is another person's ride in an ambulance.[/url]


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:47 pm
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Not a chance ..
Also love your quote " arse like a Japanese flag " 😆
First time I've heard that ..if it's not trade marked I might well use that in the future ..


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:50 pm
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Then probably be on Grindr looking for a snowman

8)


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:53 pm
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@bigbutslimmer....
Ironic name alert! Curie Kim, 21


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:55 pm
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Yup, gonna get one of those!! 🙂


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 1:58 pm
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Also love your quote " arse like a Japanese flag "
First time I've heard that ..if it's not trade marked I might well use that in the future ..
Not mine I'm afraid so feel free to use!


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 2:03 pm
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I jut don't get why people do this.... it seems a bit masochistic to me.

This, I was chatting to the Waiter in our local Indian Place 2 Xmases back, he said "try the Vindaloo" "I thought that was just for pissheads to prove how hard they are?" "No, it's really nice"

And it was too, I suspect when the stereotypical pisshead hardman comes through the door like John Wayne and orders "Vindaloo mate, I love spicy food, no wait, what's that one I read about in [s]Loaded[/s] Unilad? Phall yeah that one", they just throw a fistfull of chilli powder into a jar of tomato paste and watch the idiot sweat out from their eyeballs.

(that's how I remember it anyway ha ha)


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 2:07 pm
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Morrison currys are a bit rubbish anyway and usually bland and mild. Despite the chili claim, I bet it's a tiny bit of a naga in there and still relatively mild.

Not a fan on vindaloo for flavour anyway. It's main purpose in Britain is for drunk Brits to order a hot curry and regret it.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 2:10 pm
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I like to be able to taste the food not just the heat.

With a good curry you can taste everything including the heat.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 2:15 pm
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Well obvs I will try it. But. It's a Morrisons ready meal curry, so I'm expecting about as much hot as the average restaurant biryani.

Vindaloo can be rather nice. Although best to turn up not looking like pisshead troublemaker if you would like a nice one. [i]Six pints of lager? Certainly sir. Oh, for you sir. And what about your friends? Thirty six pints of lager...[/i]


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 2:26 pm
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Well obvs I will try it. But. It's a Morrisons ready meal curry, so I'm expecting about as much hot as the average restaurant biryani.

and none of the flavour 😀


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 2:32 pm
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But at £1.50 it is very much a bargain. If the trek to my local one didn't mean driving right across Harrogate (a hateful experience at the best of times) I'd get one just to try it out.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 2:38 pm
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Don't like really hot food so I've never had a properly hot curry out as I know it'd ruin my night. Might try this one though for the experience, seeing as I don't have to be very far from a toilet tonight/tomorrow 🙂


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 2:53 pm
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I do like hot food although madras is my usual ceiling, occasional vindaloo.

Our local Indian takeaway has a Naga dish on there but I've not been brave enough yet especially as I'm likely to be riding next day.

Going on supermarket curries being very tame compared to their equivalent curry house versions I'd hazard a guess that the Morrisons one isn't that bad.

Will give it a crack next time I'm in there.


 
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Being able to eat spicy food is one of my few talents in life but I'm not one of these idiots who always orders the hottest curry on the menu. I'm just as likely to order a biriyani as a phall. I'd buy this if I was in the mood but I suspect I'd have the old Johnny Cash, burning ring of Fire then next day.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 4:51 pm
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Don't like really hot food so I've never had a properly hot curry out as I know it'd ruin my night. Might try this one though for the experience,

Please, video your taste test.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 4:54 pm
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(Then probably be on Grindr looking for a snowman.)

😆


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 5:48 pm
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But at £1.50 it is very much a bargain. If the trek to my local one didn't mean driving right across Harrogate (a hateful experience at the best of times) I'd get one just to try it out.

You could cycle across? Get two pleasures for the price of one?


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 5:57 pm
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Gonna get one on the Way home


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 6:00 pm
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Going on supermarket curries being very tame compared to their equivalent curry house versions I'd hazard a guess that the Morrisons one isn't that bad.

Iceland does a ghost chilli and Vindaloo that are properly hot !!!
I'll be trying the Morrison's one and will be suprised if its hotter.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 6:01 pm
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Yup, make you’re own far better.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 6:02 pm
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It's not the heat that worries me; it's that it's from Morrisons and costs £1.50?

For that reason, I'm out.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 6:07 pm
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Worth a punt. If Im not crapping blood the next day the curry was a disappointment.


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 6:32 pm
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Would you regret this? Curry content

Is this actually a question?

Even if it's not a great curry, it's *still* a curry and beats any other food hands down 😉


 
Posted : 11/10/2017 7:09 pm
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So has anyone got anything to report?


 
Posted : 12/10/2017 9:45 am
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Maybe they still haven't been able to leave the house...


 
Posted : 12/10/2017 9:47 am
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After spending the night firmly attached to the loo they are now sleeping face down in a pool of sweat.


 
Posted : 12/10/2017 9:52 am
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😆


 
Posted : 12/10/2017 10:03 am
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But at £1.50 it is very much a bargain. If the trek to my local one didn't mean driving right across Harrogate (a hateful experience at the best of times) I'd get one just to try it out.

I'm almost tempted to offer to deliver one to your office so you can eat it at lunch time. Not knowing where your office is is the major flaw in this plan.


 
Posted : 12/10/2017 10:03 am
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All sold out at my local Morrisons! Mate elsewhere said the same. £1.50 isn't the usual price, all their curries are half price cos of curry week or something, so had a jalfrezi instead. Quite nice actually (not very hot though!)


 
Posted : 12/10/2017 10:10 am
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I remember getting a tin of some supermarket curry which was like fire water! I think all the chillies for the entire batch were in that one tin. It was way hotter than the Madras I bought at the same time.

I think it was Asda who had a chilli sauce that was so hot you could only add about a pin head to a dish. Nothing on the packaging to indicate anything out of the ordinary. I like hot food but that was ridiculous.


 
Posted : 12/10/2017 10:16 am
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Yes I would regret it. Not for the chilli as generally love hot curries, but for mentalist plastic packaging, factory-'farming', transport, slaughter methods etc etc.

£1.50?

Something very wrong with that picture, and as much as it tempts skint + greedy old me...

... they can f right off.


 
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This was very good. And damn hot. Not sure if they still stock it. I've not been into a Sains' for ages.

Will definitely give the Mozzer's one a go though.


 
Posted : 12/10/2017 10:44 am
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I find the Sainsbury's ones the worst of the supermarket curries - the meat always appears to have been pre-cooked separately then dumped onto the sauce when it needs to be cooked *IN* the sauce to get the flavour right.

In fact you can even see from that picture - the meat is still white when it should have soaked up the sauce's colour.


 
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