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He doesn't get much bed does he?
he sleeps on her (like a cat on a bean bag)
Personality goes along way.................
That must be one charming woman 😉
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fubar
that would be most things thenhelps her with anything else she has difficulty with
its Parker that is at fault here too, all these people have a partner or family feeding them this much. you do wonder what his motives really are? 15mins of fame perhaps?
How the hell do they afford it!
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[i]Feast: Susanne enjoys her dinner at a local restaurant tucking into several dishes, including a side salad[/i]
If she was really committed she'd have the salad deep fried.
He should be charged with attempted murder
is that a bowl of gravy?
Bet its diet coke too!
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There's a whole host of iSins on that table.
Or is it plum sauce with duck?is that a bowl of gravy?
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He should be charged with attempted murder
I predict an insanity plea...
I struggle to understand why this is being reported on; she is clearly mentally ill and participating in a freak show as the starring attraction. When, and that is when, not if, she ends up in hospital, will that make the news too?
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What a pair of bone heads.
I predict an insanity plea...
with [i]that[/i] weight of evidence? I think not.
I would rather rub her feet than her...
Duck with Ho
sauce?iSins
I would rather rub her feet than her...
Yes? Go on??
....Leg crevasses?
Stomach folds?
At the moment she can waddle
When she becomes totally disabled probably losing a limb or 2 through diabetes and he has to do everything for her "personal care" think he will change his mind?
You have to love someone a lot to do that for most of your life
probably losing a limb or 2
Maybe he has a Jabba the Hutt fettish?
Incredibly sad.
anyone noticed the little bottle of poppers on the car seat?
suppose it could be peppermint foot cream
Incredibly sad.
What if they're happy though?
anyone noticed the little bottle of poppers on the car seat?suppose it could be peppermint foot cream
I doubt that couple need lube.
Perhaps he uses her for personal transport around town. Get her to wear a pair of these...
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And you'd have a cracking space-hopper! That'd be a right laugh on the way back from the pub 😀
................she is clearly mentally ill
This ^^
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Thankfully they are American. My prejudices remain intact.
I doubt that couple need lube.
I think he'd need a map first.
And a mini maglite....
I think he'd need a map first.
no need. Just roll her in flour and.....
I just scan read the article.
'His signature dish, spaghetti bolognese, is my favourite. I could eat it all day.
He's a professional chef FGS! Bolognese as a signature dish, what a disgrace.
Incredibly sad.
What if they're happy though?
For now maybe
he also wears his pant quite high, clearly a pervert
His signature dish, spaghetti bolognese, is my favourite. I could eat it all day.
nice quote when hes holding egg & bacon to the camera!
TSY - Id imagine he is as a "cook" is to "chef", much like a "Barber" is to "Stylist"
I've lost my appetite.
I'll take my middle class outrage elsewhere then Stoner.
OF course he may be a great chef working in an ironic restaurant, that'd be accepetable.
Bolognese as a signature dish, what a disgrace
Why couldn't it be? You do know it doesn't always just come in a jar, right?
I would like to explore every fold of her flab, what a stunning lady.
Oh dear.
I would like to explore every fold of her flab
would be like putting your hand down the sofa (you could find a quid)...probably just old sweets, hair & fluff though 😐
i'd like to be her chef...I serve her up some "tough sh#t" morning, noon & night