Love many, trust few. Always paddle your own canoe.
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My favourite is the prayer of serenity, though I dislike the god angle so tend to omit it. I use it as an anger management/stand back and think mantra when things go a little skew whiff...
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I have the strength to change the things I can
The courage to accept the things I can't
And the wisdom to know the difference[/i]
...or something like that.
No problem is an orphan.
even the smallest of dreamers can realise the biggest of dreams
Any variation on the theme:
If it was easy it wouldn't be interesting.
Ringfence the unicorn.
"Do a Hutton"
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teamhurtmore - Member"Do a Hutton"
Become the father of Geology? Schweeeet!
Oh, the other Hutton. 😕
If it was easy they wouldn't be paying you to do it!
Calm down.
Evening Julian, couldn't pass the words of the tanned one (no, not Vernon Kaye) without comment.
When I was a young, up and coming fell runner with Clayton le Moors Harriers I was advised " never wear gloves, it will make you soft. 🙂
A secret is only secret if you tell NO-ONE!
Never trust a fart.
The longer you leave something before cleaning it, the harder it will be to clean.
Life is not a rehearsal.
How I wish I'd taken that onboard 30 years ago. Anyone know where the reset button is?
'The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it' is one I've always liked...
'rubber up on any internet date' is probably more relevant and useful however...
F*ck them before they f*ck you harder.
Buy cheap, buy twice.
Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
"Do not look for the road to happiness but know that happiness is the road"
"Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is interesting but what they hide is vital"
Never pick a fight with someone carrying a knuckleduster, especially if there's more than one of them.
I'd have a few more teeth if I'd followed that one.
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
And Thompsons:
“Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming ... WOW! What a ride!”
thegreatape - MemberNever trust a fart.
...on a dicky stomach
If you can keep your head, whilst all those around you are losing theirs,
you may not have grasped the gravity of the situation.
You can shear a sheep many times, but you can only skin it once.
If it flys, floats or ****s, rent it don't buy it
Life is a journey not a destination.
It's all part of the fun. (My riding mates reckon they're having this on my tombstone. I must say it a lot, especially when slogging through snow/rain/mud/headwinds/up hills)
It's what you do that matters: not what you have.
If its got tyres or tits it'll be expensive.
To the ant's, we're just weather 🙂
**** em all, bar four. They can carry the stretcher.
You can't buy authenticity
If in doubt, give it a clout.
It'll be alright in the end, & if it's not alright then it's not yet the end.
if you can't take the ball, take the man
"Few things matter very much, and most things don't matter at all"
A J Balfour (- I think, I'm too lazy to check)
Don't go out in the rain in your socks
Chicks dig scars
You just need to hit it harder
Speed is your friend
If you're going through hell, keep going.
If it doesn't move and it should - hit it with a hammer
If it does move and shouldn't - cover it with duct tape
Never trust aman a who lies and cheats incessantly
bones heal.......
Asps, very dangerous, you go first
Life isn't like washing the car, you can't leave it till next weekend.
Never trust a dog that doesn't smell
It's better to burn out than to fade away.
Angry sex won't make her forget the argument.
Just remembered on I shout in the car all the time, "Do it or don't do it, just don't dither". Usually followed by "You tw4t"
Shit, or get off the pot
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you
-Joseph Heller
Some girls are bigger than others, some girls Mothers are bigger than other Girls Mothers.
-Morrissey
Measure twice, cut once
-Peter Legge, Bucks College
If it's too hot to touch, it's too hot
-Me, Warwickshire College Furniture Crafts
Don't get too stressed about work stuff. It's all just a game. *.
* applies more to corporate life than working for a SME.
Save time by only looking one way when crossing a one way street.
samuri - Rotherham
