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😳
Posted : 31/01/2018 9:27 pm
Yeah, but his penis is up to the top of his chest.
Love the closing comment...
"... Finally he puts it away, and leaves her in peace."
Posted : 31/01/2018 9:28 pm
So, Mr and Mrs Bat, tell us how you got together...
“Well, we were both out one night and we just clicked”
Posted : 31/01/2018 9:30 pm
was expecting tales of treebound derring-do unveiled on a nightride
disappointed
Posted : 31/01/2018 10:33 pm
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To paraphrase Benny Hill: “oh Ernie, I’ll be happy if it comes up to your chest!”
And two hours of shagging, non-stop?
#feelsinadequate
Posted : 31/01/2018 10:40 pm
New Tinder for Bats.
We try harder.
2 hours harder.
Posted : 31/01/2018 11:08 pm
