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I’m starting to feel very inadequate about my daily microwaved Oats So Simple porridge in a pouch.
A guy from work would tell us his gran would make porridge then pour it into a lined drawer. You’d then get a slice for breakfast, would last the whole week.
This reminds me of a story of a student at Aberdeen university who got his student grant and within a week had spent it all on booze except that he made a massive pot of porridge and pored it into his drawers where it set and every time he was hungry he broke some off and ate it . At the end of term 1 he got his grant for the next term and did exactly the same thing but after a couple of days went to the doctor feeling ill . After having tests it was discovered that he had Scotlands first case of Scurvy since the nineteenth century .
We go on oat rolling retreat in Tuscany twice a year that way we have an adequate supply year round and know the provenance of each and every mouthful. We drizzle doubly organic manuka honey on ours, but not the common bee stuff ours is made by trained butterflies instead, the lack of buzzing makes the crystalline structure more collated. We serve it bowls we got whilst backpacking round French Guyana they wrrw made before our eyes by a roadside artisan who would seemingly just reach into a box marked Taiwan (I guess a kind of primitive kiln) and after just a few seconds would produce a perfectly formed bowl complete with a local inscription (puto - apprently means welcome Traveller in Guyanese). Remarkable.
just got a new job with 7am start instead of 2pm so left the yoghurt fruit and nuts with granola by the bed overnight and still here to tell the tale
I should really get something to eat in the car, but not there yet.
fishfingers on toast would take too long but cant face deep fried microwaved oatballs at 6am
I’m starting to feel very inadequate about my daily microwaved Oats So Simple porridge in a pouch.
How dare you! This is STW where you must have handmade, artisan breakfast materials or something slightly more obscure than the previous poster
How dare you! This is STW where you must have handmade, artisan breakfast materials or something slightly more obscure than the previous poster
I get the fancy 'Super Goodness' ones, if that makes it any better.
How dare you! This is STW where you must have handmade, artisan breakfast materials or something slightly more obscure than the previous poster
How many points do I score for a live in chef?