wear vests?
the same reason that they walk round the town centre with their tops off!
Or drive around in a bright yellow convrtable with two Husky Dogs dressed in Sunderland shirts
LOL, and airport departure lounges
and no seatbelts
Those weren't huskies in the sunderland shirts, those were top class sunderland burds.
Oi!
🙂
I guess they put their vests on as it might get a bit chilly when they get out on the open road. I for one appreciate that they went to the trouble to dress up for a sunday drive.
And the convertibles are always old bmws or audis...
and they must use an entire pot of gel everyday!! amazing effort really...
Mercs too
wear vests from streetwise sports (lonsdale)
wear argos jewellery (elizabeth duke)
go to Majorca or blackpool for their hols
wear fake Burbbery....
An they all love DJ Talent!
and they all have no music taste
Anybody else noticed that more and more of the female chav's are turning up in coop's and tesco's with their pyjamas on. It makes me want to sh*t.
and they all sit drinking in their front gardens! well not realy gardens, just the bit where the weeds grow between the door and the pavement.
And, why do they always drink fosters lager?
Funnily enough I was at a petrol station the other day and a pyjama wearing chav wifie was buying fags in front of me.
Saw one walking down the street the other day,
slippers and dressing gown.
It was 6.30 in the evening.
Nuke em from orbit, it's the only solution...
colnagokid - Memberand they all sit drinking in their front gardens! well not realy gardens, just the bit where the weeds grow between the door and the pavement.
And, why do they always drink fosters lager?
The end houses on Azalea terrace you mean?
...and dressing gown? F*** me where do you live Chelsea? Its all jarmas and ugg (style) boots round here
paulo' you've got it! The full on garden parties they have up Farra and Thorney are a classier afair tho' asda trolley as a patio heater (just fill it full of owt that'll burn), trampoline for the kids, settee to sit on, endless amount of drink,tracksuits and tattoos
pj's, 20 silk cut, loaf,
and a sexy smile*
*joke
Classy!
Chav,
Council House, Alcohol, Violence.
Nuff said really....
Think yourself lucky, about 2 years ago it was the height of cool over here for kid to wear old man's slippers to school, they looked like proper ****ts in the summer with shorts,socks pulled up and them on their feet.
(disregards the fact that side lacing winkle pickers were uber hip when i was that age!)
You need Pyjama police like Shanghai!
[url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3723539/Chinas-pyjamas-police-fight-Shanghais-daytime-love-of-nightwear.html ]We need Pyjama police![/url]
[i]Beijing's "Spiritual Civilisation Committee" issued scores of edicts in advance of the Olympics governing citizens' behaviour, ranging from instructions on how to queue, apply make-up and comb your hair, to detailed advice on clothing.
Its guidelines were particularly critical of men who wore white socks with black shoes, but also weighed in on the subject of both pyjamas and the other great fashion faux pas – the male trouser leg rolled up to the knee to cool off. [/i]
Hark at you lot. 🙄
Nowt wrong with vests and going topless if the weather allows, ya big bunch of snobbish bitching women 😆
Anybody else noticed that more and more of the female chav's are turning up in coop's and tesco's with their pyjamas on. It makes me want to sh*t.
Women in pyjamas modify your bowel movements? How very strange. I think you should see a doctor!
Welcome to the middle class hell known as STW!
I fear its me that started the pyjama thing
When I'm running low on Cafe Creme's, I'm often carried aloft to the local 24 hour garage on my sudan chair, while dressed only in my paisley Pyjamas and a silk smoking jacket.
At least they're aspiring to something
This is has got to be the best thread I've seen in a while. Not saying anything though - just sitting back and enjoying the prejudice 8)
*chuckles @ binners*
coop's and tesco's
Co-Op and Tesco.
Honestly, this place is going to the gutter 🙄
I was getting a bit worried, until Duntmatter, Biners and Ernie turned up, to prove there still is some intelligent life left on STW....
Hmm, it's hot. I think I'll wear a vest out today...
Welcome to the middle class hell known as STW!
A good few people on here would like to think that they are Middle Class, and somehow elevated above the lumpenproletariat, yet betray themselves, by failing to elevate their minds out of the mire of fear, greed, selfishness and ignorance that causes social divide.
Divide and Rule. Now available at LiDLs, Tescos, Waitrose and Fortnum and Mason...
Oi RudeBoy, shuddup. Don't try to kill the thread - I'm enjoying it 8)
Hey round here that's the classy shops.
Tesco sells tellies and everything.
rusty xr3i convertable parked on my street this morning, driven by mn who looks like he eats people and blonde bit of rough in the pasenger seat with a rat like dog on the dash board
stunners
Sorry Ernie! I'll just go and bung me footy tops and tracky bottoms in the wash...
And why do they always insist on throwing their cigarette butt ends out of their convertibles too? Seems even more ignorant than those that pop them out of a barely-open window.
I find this love fest of unchavism deeply pointless. The critics become less palatable then their victims 🙁
I am middle clarse. On fine mornings while the missus is in the shower I go out into the garden in my pants and sandals and do a spot of light weeding and watering. I am sure that "chavs" would find this very funny and contemptible. 🙂
I ? CHAVS
I go out into the garden in my pants and sandals and do a spot of light weeding and watering
That's hilarious BigDummy !
What. A. Wally.
[Tries to care. Fails.] 😉
Ah, but you cared enough to post an attempt at a witty reply, though, din't you???
Made you look, made you stare
Made the barber cut yer 'air
Cut it long, cut it short
Cut it with a knife and fork.
A good few people on here would like to think that they are Middle Class, and somehow elevated above the lumpenproletariat
I am middle clarse. On fine mornings while the missus is in the shower I go out into the garden in my pants and sandals and do a spot of light weeding and watering. I am sure that "chavs" would find this very funny and contemptible
The thing that makes my p155 boil about these threads, is the widely held belief that chav is a class thing - that to be working class is to be chav and that being middle class makes you exempt.
As a working class bloke that doesn't have a loyalty card at JJB, I find most of the posts on here either pretty offensive or just downright patronising.
