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Just popped up the shop as I fancied a bag of flame grilled steak Mcoys. Rrp 60p. Multiple pack of six, £1.77. Oh ok then, they can sit in the office drawer for a rainy day. Go to the checkout and hear "they are buy one get one free sir" I said no thanks love, thinking of my waist and knowing what would happen and then.... Well I've just demolished my 8th bag and starting to feel full. Just the bacon sizzlers left. Not too keen on them but, huff....
woof
just eaten a bag..............with a egg mayo butty and some tommy soup.
Oh yeah, Labradors are greedy. After the McCoys will you be taking some time out to lick your balls before shagging someones leg 😯
Oh I had Tom soup and a beef butty too.
Go and find the nearest, foulest river to run full pelt into then shake over someone and fall asleep. Repeat....