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... with extreme predjudice? No judge. no jury. Just plain, simple, good old-fashioned tabloid-style mob justice. Hurray!
There seems to be a lot of anger around generally this morning. So lets all have a good old rant. Lets nominate our favourite pain-in-the-ass. And should you feel the need, particularly if its relevent, lets hear how you'd like them to die. I'll start shall I?
I would like to nominate the ing moronic, tracksuit-wearing, tattooed *-wits who feel that the essential fashion accessory/offensive weapon is a pit bull/huge doberman/staff. Who feels so *ing inadequate that they have to have some nasty, snarlingly aggressive eating and shitting machine with them as they sully the streets with their daily, idle work-shy prescense.
I was taking my 3 year old into nursery in her stroller this morning and as we came round a corner a rabid little pit bull, jumped up at her, snapping at its lead, snarling and barking at her. She was terrified!! The *ing wife-beater drinking lowlife holding the lead simply looked away while pulling on his Lambert and Butler.
We walked on through the park and were soon accosted by the delightful aroma of freshly laid dog egg. The stroller had ploughed though it and was now covered in the *ing stuff. This was 2ft away from the childrens swings in a play area. FFS!!! Who lets their dog drop a great big steaming turd between the swaings and the roundabout on a childrens play area?!!!!!
I'd like to throw the stupid *ing half-wits slowly... feet first into a mincer then feed them to their viscious little 'pets'
Your nominations please. Let rip!!!
executioners
5.....4.....3.....2......
as a rule I don't like other people much. Except the ones I've met, they're all ok.
anyone who asks this question.
The miserable old gits who run the service laundry in West Didsbury.
Well beaten with my proposed answer that it should be people who propose summary executions.
socialists. All of em.
Except Frank Field, he's alright.
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intolerant people
Anyone that's appeared in ok, chat, hello, and all that stuff. All celebrities. All worshippers of celebrities. The trafford centre.
With you on the pit bulls binners, same happened to my daughter when she was 3.
Well I don't agree with execution, so could the above have a jolly stern telling off please?
everyone involved in the making of the following ads:
Halifax radio show
Go compare
the screwfix ads on crappy freeview
compare the ****in meerkat.com
that new gillette one with the razor up on a ramp - idiots.
Those responsible for customer service (a ha ha ha) at Tiscali and BT.
I would behead the lot of them with a shovel.
Anyone involved in the "No win, no win fee" claims industry. I help run a family business which has been going for 30 years, which does an honest decent job in giving the holidaying public an affordable fun activity, we spend a lot of time and money making it as safe and enjoyable as possible, we make a living at it, but its not a fortune by any means. And these so called "claims experts" seem hell bent on bringing us to the point of jacking it all in and closing the business. I got randomly accosted in the street, in my home town by a street salesman asking me if I had anything I could remember that had happened to me recently that I fancied claiming for, he got it both barrels thats for sure 😀
The miserable old gits who run the service laundry in West Didsbury.
Solly? Light, you no like your clothes clean?
hughjengin what do you do?
Robert Mugabe.
A "3 strikes and your out" on people who can't use indicators on roundabouts. First offence, loss of licence for 10 years, second offence insertion of indicator permanently on to a body part somewhere, third offence summary execution.
Anyone who believes in god and rams it down other peoples throats should be sent to the gallows .Especially Members of Parliament.I can't vote for anyone who believes in an imaginary friend in the sky
+1 for the dog owners. I would control the breeding of all dogs when I came to power, say by about 90%. Also in my election manifesto: Abolish the monarchy and aristocracy; disestablish the church; make all faith schools become either private or drop their faith ............ I'd better stop there.
Do you think I'll get elected?
Sounds good you get my vote
hughjengin what do you do?
We manufacture small amusement park rides for children and adults. We still manufacture in the UK. with UK staff which is getting trickier year on year, but have a policy to keep it that way so we can keep a grip on our manufacturing and design standards, as we are highly regulated. But unfortunately that makes us easy targets for the bottom feeding claims brigade.
Shatner.
I have a claim active at the moment as I was hit off by a **** opening his van door.I have been off the bike for 4 weeks and lost work so hopefully I will win through my no win no fee solicitor .Then I can buy a new bike
Solly? Light, you no like your clothes clean?
No such prejudicial opportunities, I'm afraid. They're white Mancs with no f---in' manners of sense of f---in' humour. C--ts.
Slightly OT- I remember reading about the Chinese Laundrymen on the warships in the Falklands War. Talk about throwback to a different era!!
Cat owners - shove the cat sh1t dropped on my flower beds/drive/garden up their ****ing noses until it pushes their brains out through their ears, inconsiderate c*nts
Shatner.
I would agree based on his cover version of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds alone.
Right - I shall call my party the CSP (Common sense party). Any suggestions for policies meeting the CSP ideals?
1. All politicians
2. Politician wannabes
3. Fanny Cradock
The obese, I know a lot of them are 'jolly' nice, but.......
anyone who takes politics seriously... and/or
everyone living north east of an imaginary rightangle created by drawing a line east from the most south easterly point in Devon... and another line north from the same point.
ciao
I was walking to the local shops on Sunday afternoon with my daughter, there was a few 'lads' who had clearly had a couple of carling round the back of the co-op. A young lass was walking toward the shops as well, when one of the 'lads' starts up with 'f@ck!n greats tts love show us ya..........' and a general assortment of inane sexist crap followed for the 2 mins it took her to climb the steps to the chippy. There were other kids around, but this doesn't seem to matter to them as they continued to mouth off violent, sexual abuse.
On Saturday I found out my friend had died from a brain haemorrage at the age of 39.
I'm not sure about execution, but I think kicking 7 bells out of oxygen wasters should be allowed.
Middle lane hoggers on the M4
Ed Balls.
white101, I was in Manchester Aquatic centres sauna suite a couple of months back and three female Uni students were also in there. two scallies were coming out with lewd remarks about them (sit on my face etc). I asked the girls if they minded and if I should have a word. All three were peeved but said thank you and it would probably cause some agro but they were glad that someone wanted to do something and this had helped them relax.
No one wonder that females feel intimidated into going that Sauna. Saunas are great but nice lasses make the heat that bit more bearable 😀
I have a claim active at the moment as I was hit off by a * opening his van door.I have been off the bike for 4 weeks and lost work so hopefully I will win through my no win no fee solicitor .Then I can buy a new bike
Then you have a genuine claim, and I have no issue or problem with that, it was clearly the other persons fault and not yours and its cost you time and money through no fault of your own and you should be fair and reasonably compensated for that. No question, I would expect the same if it was me.
When the claim starts getting padded out with Flashbacks, mental problems, insomnia, depression , trouble communicating and fear of being with other people and becoming introverted, thus leading to having to quit your job.
With requests to be compensated for all of these things then it starts to take the p !
Spot onEdric 64 - Member
Anyone who believes in god and rams it down other peoples throats should be sent to the gallows .Especially Members of Parliament.I can't vote for anyone who believes in an imaginary friend in the sky
Also +1 for Chavs and people with killer dogs.
Bureaucrats who make money saving decisions that lead to deaths when they know that is a likely outcome.
hora - Member
white101, I was in Manchester Aquatic centres sauna suite a couple of months back and three female Uni students were also in there. two scallies were coming out with lewd remarks about them (sit on my face etc). I asked the girls if they minded and if I should have a word. All three were peeved but said thank you and it would probably cause some agro but they were glad that someone wanted to do something and this had helped them relax.No one wonder that females feel intimidated into going that Sauna. Saunas are great but nice lasses make the heat that bit more bearable
I hope you sh4gged them all.
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sorry, couldn't help it 😯
People who are intolerant of other races and cultures...and the Dutch!
Have we topped Piers Morgan yet?
Anyone who posts anything on the internet they wouldn't say in person to the the subject of their ire
mainly bike thieves
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but also
everyone in prison who's guilty or fairly guilty 😮
skip lorry drivers
motorcycle couriers inc. takeaway deliverers
Piers Morgan, his family and friends, anyone within 100m of him and anyone with a name that sounds like Piers Morgan or admits to watching any TV programme with him in
anyone who looks a bit funny
all Audi drivers 🙂
i have pointed this out to several audi drivers hilldodger, including the director of the company i work for.
all convicted criminals
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i have pointed this out to several audi drivers
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