Dylan

"When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission"
Started off fairly like him

Steadily turning into him

Winnie the Pooh
He’s got lots of friends. Lives in the woods, eats hunny and is loved.
Niche & obscure Halo Jones. Mainstream Snoopy.
Fritz the Cat. No TNT or anvils to deal with.
Watch out for icepick-wielding ostriches...
Panthro, he was double hard

Edit: give up, can't make it thing
Wouldn’t mind being Cheetara’s boyfriend. *insert dribbling emoji here*
Mojo jojo
CURSES!
Roger Rabbit obvs
Punching way above his weight but gets to play pattycake

Can't make it work either but was going with Cheetara.
Arne Anka
When I think of STW forumites, chisel-jawed hero's who get all the girls don't really come to mind.
This:
Followed by this:
I can't belive no one has said Pikachu yet...

Or if Trump wins the USA election, and makes abortion illegal in Alabama... Chupika?

Oh c'mon it's that white middle class allowed anger. Let's have a competition to see which original thinker can come up with an amusing name for the old Trumper. I mean it's harmless ineffectual fun isn't it?
I suspect most of us look more like the farmer in Shaun the Sheep in reality...
Hobbes. Or Calvin, but probably Hobbes.
Definitely Hobbes 🙂
Proper modern-day Tigger vibes.
Or Rhoobarb... fundamentally decent, irrepressibly enthusiastic, while being occasionally laconic, but frequently outwitted by creatures possessed of base cunning...
Fang, from Primal.

Part of the appeal is the lack of dialogue. As Steve Buscemi put it in The Death Of Stalin, 'Who in their right mind would want eternal life? The endless conversations!'





