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[Closed] What's your wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend like ?

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Mine "playfully stabed" me the other day, you know with a knife and blood and everything.

She's a f****** psyco.

I was looking through to see if you'd posted!

(I am not TINAS's other half by the way, just amused by his past postings re his missus.)


 
Posted : 12/12/2014 10:16 pm
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A flipping legend! A very heavy night for me this week with clients and an endless glass of wed wine and no food meant that I made it home only for the room to spin like crazy as soon as I hit the pillow. I managed to NOT quite make it to the bathroom. Woke up in the morning feeling very rough and she'd cleaned it all up and managed to strip the bed around me as the remnants ended up on the pillow and duvet.

I came home the day after and she'd been and hired a carpet cleaner to get the red wine puke stains out...

She obviously wants someyhing, but nonetheless I was suitably impressed and reminded once again why I married her and managed to create three beautiful offspring to continue the gene pool..


 
Posted : 12/12/2014 10:44 pm
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thisisnotaspoon - Member
Mine "playfully stabed" me the other day, you know with a knife and blood and everything.
She's a f****** psyco.

i got stabbed in the bicep with a fork during a meal once, not sure why,


 
Posted : 13/12/2014 12:06 am
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Was it for posting her photo on a forum without her permission?


 
Posted : 13/12/2014 12:56 am
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