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As in your speciality or party trick ? (not work related)
It could be anything from diy to good listener to cooking ! doesn't have to be good it can be bad or even cool...
Think mine could be thinking to much !
getting things off high shelves in supermarkets for old ladies
The first one of the morning. Under the duvet, and always a real hip ripper!
Oh, sorry, not that sort of trumping.
I can remember how to get to every place I've ever been to.
Stopping to change wheels for people when they are sat waiting for the AA/RAC.
I've done 3 this year already. (Going for 50 before the end of the year!!) 🙂
I can remember how to get to every place I've ever been to.
me too.. is this unusual? never really understood how it's possible for anyone not to... and I have absolutely terrible short term memory.
I don't know anyones address including girlfriends, my own children/their mothers.
I can remember how to get to every place I've ever been to.
And another here.
Coming up with good ideas when required.
20 years ago, courtesy of a wee party piece I witnessed on the word, it used to be the old condom up the nose and out the mouth trick. Had a sore throat for a few days after, mind.
Daft bugger.
Being very, very calm when things go extremely tits up. It's half blessing half curse as it means that I am the go to person and I get involved in things that I'd rather not.
Like any Big Hitter, too many to mention, bar this:
I can cook good curry.
Yes, I can.
Even I like it very much myself ... seriously.
it used to be the old condom up the nose and out the mouth trick. Had a sore throat for a few days after
Should have used a new condom maybe ?
4 inch nail up my nose (not out my mouth though)
Party trick - I can smash food tins on my fingers and dent the hell out of them without hurting myself - I can also balance coke cans on a 45 degree angle without spilling them - they're both easy but look good.
Slightly more useful I'm a very good judge of character, I read people very easily and can almost always tell when people are lying or not telling the whole truth and can usually work out what people want even when they beat around the bush or try to hide it - I always have done, it's not super natural, I find it easy to read body language and listen far more than I talk - which is almost ironic because when I write I ramble and can never read between the lines.
[quote=Nobeerinthefridge ]20 years ago, courtesy of a wee party piece I witnessed on the word, it used to be the old condom up the nose and out the mouth trick. Had a sore throat for a few days after, mind.
Daft bugger.
Ha ha [i]used [/i]to do this as well, not anymore tho 😐
Dangerously laid back personality, I don't seem stressed at all at any time despite being through some of the most stressful situations you could ever imagine.
Also I have a Hole in my septum (nose) that I can poke stuff through (reserved only for when I am drunk and want to freak people out)
An amazing sence of direction but it doesn't work in Dublin.
When the family go camping , riding round the site backwards' sitting on the handlebars, of my daughters bmx. You then see all the kids attempt it. Never, ever do it drunk , wearing boxers and a rubber horses head in the middle of the night for a dare....just saying!
Once upon a time, I would always be the last man standing at parties.
These days I'm the first to flake.if I make it to the party at all:-(
I can bend a bottle cap in half with one hand.
It's not very impressive really.
I can do the remember anywhere i have been trick.
Also the cool head in a chrisis but only for a short time just enough to get things moving in the right direction then i need a more organised leader to take over.
The top trump is the one in a cast iron bath.
This...
Did you hear it?
Should have used a new condom maybe ?
Or a condom that wasn't [i]being[/i] used at the time. - although that [i]would[/i] be a party trick (although I don't seem too get invited to those kinds of parties)
Using the wire frame from a champagne bottle to create a "w@nky man", imagine a fat bellied stickman enjoying himself.
I can whistle with my lips closed.
I can see some good in everyone.
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Can whistle a cheesy tune while smoking.
Can take bites out of coke cans.
Rabbit wrangling black belt.
Lebowski, [i]Dude[/i], did you honestly just scan that?
Awesome.
USS Nimitz or SR-71 Blackbird 'd smash that Countach into next week. As would Mike Gatting.
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maccruiskeen wins this round!
this was one of my party tricks
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Find a one move bouldering problem that looks good in photos...
These days it's bad timing
That calm-when-the-shit-hits-the-fan thing.
And for me, top trumps would be the day after a biryani.
Never forget the way to a place I have been? Seems everyone has that card.
Smashing full food cans across my finger? Hmm, not going to win with that one either am I.
Staying calm and taking control with the shit hits the fan? Must be a MTB thing.
However, I can take the cork out of a wine bottle with just a shoelace.
Lighting my farts, used to entertain everyone with that one, even the most snooty of my friends would laugh. Oh what a charmer I was back in the day.
I can do the rubix cube.. takes about 5 mins
I can tell when girls like me. A bit less useful now with Mrs.10. Although maybe I could only tell when one girl liked me, and married her! I'm now thinking my top trump maybe a one use item. Bugger.
Putting things in the loft
Not "roosting in the loft", batfink?
Organisational skills. I'm the person who rounds up people and gets things done like adventures, trips etc.
A full on 10 minute or so adult 'fairy story'/monologue with incessant alliteration, featuring characters such as the Pretty Princess Pauline, Percy the Ponce the Proud Prussian prince, Big Bold Boris the black Bulgarian baron and of course, King Constantine the C**t.
Strangely, much easier to tell after a few shandy's 8)
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