[Closed] Parcelforce assault with lazer? any advice on the law concerning this?

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Since I suspect you weren't using binoculars

Never assume anything. Kaesae may have been taking reciept of a very tiny parcel.

please stop I'm at work here, can't keep loling.

When you were scanned, did you see what you came up as?

So they are dangerous but if I blink I will be fine 😯

Will it have left any trace on my eyes that can be detected at all?

You can make your own laser for next time with jelly, two mirrors, tinfoil and a camera flash. Get a pair of laser safety glasses too and you'll be set for a duel.

Its a bloody bar code scanner, not a James Bond planet destroyer. Get over it.

you'll be fine.

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were you flying a police helicopter at the time?

When you were scanned, did you see what you came up as?

Can we guess..... I'm reckon he came up as a fruit cake.

You can make your own laser for next time with jelly, two mirrors, tinfoil and a camera flash. Get a pair of laser safety glasses too and you'll be set for a duel.

I'd imagine all his tinfoil is already in use....

Will it have left any trace on my eyes that can be detected at all?

[s]It appears to have affected your brain[/s] actually I remember now - you're normally like this aren't you?

[i]I'm reckon he came up as a fruit cake. [/i]

🙂

you should go the chemist and ask for some anti-laser eye drops which will get rid of any traces of laser beam.
with any luck they will have you sectioned.

Will it have left any trace on my eyes that can be detected at all?

Yes light beams from class 2 lasers have a half life of 4,567,429 years.
they will continue to bounce around inside your eyes long after you have popped your mortal coil.

Is this you earlier this week?

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Thread of the day! "I've been assaulted by a bar code scanner". Brilliant.

harden up princess.

When you were scanned, did you see what you came up as?
Can we guess..... I'm reckon he came up as a fruit cake.

My money is on either:

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or

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The parcelforce driver makes another delivery;

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kasae later this evening
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LOL! Class STW banter on this thread lads... keep it up and it will be up there with Badger!

Never assume anything. Kaesae may have been taking reciept of a very tiny parcel.

kaesae might be right. Another scanner attack;this guy blinked and burned an image of his eyes to his eyelids

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Next time he tries to do it just get out a small mirror and reflect it back in his eyes.

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Will it have left any trace on my eyes that can be detected at all?

Tricky one. If it's burnt your retina, you won't be able to see. So not sure how you'd detect the damage. Have you got a big gap in your vision?

How many fingers am I holding up?

I'vvvvvve flaaashhhhed myyyyysellllf mmmmany aaaa tiiimme.

I'zzze isss fiiiinne.

So they are dangerous but if I blink I will be fine

Will it have left any trace on my eyes that can be detected at all?

It'll be a class 1 or class 2 laser so it's intrinsically safe, i.e. class 1 is weak enough to cause no damage anyway, class 2 would only damage you if you stared at it and prevented your blink reflex working properly mechanically. If you were forced to blink, you're safe. If you didn't blink it wasn't bright enough to hurt you. The ones you need to worry about are the ones you can't see or the ones behind guards that you can't reach unless you're trained - then life gets more fun.

Stop your whining.

Have you ever used a self service till? Or been outside without holding your mothers hand?

barcode scanners use low-power (compared to Trout Light) LEDS not "lazers". MTFU and get over it.

Do you look like this?

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LEDS not "lazers"

Semiconductor lasers are no less lasery than other forms FWIW. The semiconductor laser in a blue ray recorder you can buy on the high street will burn through metal.

kaesae - We need to know that your vision is ok ?

Can you tell me what this is

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...and this

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did he 'scan' you with one of these?

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or drive away in this?

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Next time maybe collapse on the floor screaming;

"Arrrrggghhhh my eyes! My EYES!"

and see how the delivery guy reacts?

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I read the OP and was waiting for a punchline.

If I were you I would stick with the Royal Mail.

They don't use those dangerous Laser Scanners normally, and the service is very good

Especially considering the very low prices.

nealglover I salute you 😆

how did you expect the thread to turn out?

Visit the United Kingdumb and leave happy in the knowledge, you don't have to live here!

What the hell are you on about? 😀

You really have become a bit of a comedy figure around here, I like it 😀