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...has become my latest mantra.

I'm either going to be fired at work, or end up with my finger jammed in a vice in a&e, but I did drink more Tea than usual yesterday.

*shrugs*


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 10:06 am
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He would though, he would. He probably would.

He wouldn't.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 10:07 am
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Flirt, then realise he prefers engines.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 10:14 am
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What I've borrowed from him so far;

a) Just get on with it
b) Don't watch the news (I'd started this anyway)
c) Drink more Tea
d) *shrug* more and walk away
e) Concentrate on the things I like/want to do
f) Drink more tea


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 10:26 am
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go faster
fall in love with someone with a foreign accent
say 'mega' more


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 10:35 am
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Probably work at everything (bikes, motorbikes, day job, odd tv jobs) harder and with more conviction than most of us are capable of mustering.

Whilst drinking a shed load of tea.

and saying mega quite a lot.

Whilst I have more than a healthy dollop of man love for the lad, I'd imagine he'd be flipping hard work to be married to.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 10:40 am
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just be the legend he is, surely has to be on the queens honours list for this year?


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 11:00 am
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Not listening to the news is a pretty fundamental part of me retaining my sanity.

I don't drink masses of tea, though.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 11:17 am
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Do you reckon he has smelly feet?


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 11:18 am
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Yep. He admits to wearing the same pants for 4 days on the trot...


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 11:23 am
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Yep. He admits to wearing the same pants for 4 days on the trot...

6 different ways to wear a pair of pants!
At junctions of moral deliberation, I always ask "What would Harry do?"


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 11:26 am
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have a ****


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 11:27 am
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Weld a couple of gussets on anything that's broken and add some hope disc brakes. Work may not thank you for this when the kettle breaks.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 12:12 pm
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have a *

I very much doubt prince harry needs to *.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 12:18 pm
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Guy Martin's solution to most things is to put a Hope disk brake on it.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 1:50 pm
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I very much doubt prince harry needs to ****

Does he have somebody who does it for him?????


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 2:08 pm
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“Greatness is about being able to sit, on the floor, on the side of the road, by your motorcycle, next to a garbage bin, and be happy. Of course, the British definition of greatness is doing the same thing, only with a cup of tea.”

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Guy Martin Demonstrates Greatness


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 2:08 pm
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Love that photo, that's not PGTips he's drinking, it's posh tea; there's a string with a tag dangling over the side of that bucket he's drinking out of! 😀


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 12:32 am
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At junctions of moral deliberation, I always ask "What would Harry do?"

How does wondering who your dad is help?


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 1:06 am
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I don't like tea, I prefer coffee 🙁


 
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Love that photo, that's not PGTips he's drinking, it's posh tea; there's a string with a tag dangling over the side of that bucket he's drinking out of!

To be fair its probably a cafe he's got it from...... At least he's left the bag in.

I assume the sheer biblical amount of tea he drinks means he probably won't say no to any type of tea, ever... 😉


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 8:53 am
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it'll be Yorkshire tea....obviously. 😉


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 2:05 pm
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Guy Martin has got a red Indian cousin with a similar tea affliction.
Sadly he was found dead recently in his tea pee.


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 2:12 pm
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it'll be Yorkshire tea....obviously.
He's from Linconshire.

Simple test

1) is it inferior to Lancashire

No - It's Lancashire
Yes - see question 2.

2) Does it claim to be better than Lancashire

Yes - Yorkshire

No - Linconshire


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 2:17 pm
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Surprised one of the tea companies isn't sponsoring him,
170mph round the Isle of man with 'Monkey' as a pillion.


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 3:42 pm
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Lined up for Strictly next year apparently 😯


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 3:44 pm
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Who,Kryton ?


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 3:47 pm
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it'll be Yorkshire tea....obviously.

He's from Linconshire.

But like anyone with any sense....he drinks Yorkshire Tea.


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 3:55 pm
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He's just a younger Fred Dibnah.


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 4:10 pm
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Tea came from a marshals house just found the corner. Was there watching in Ramsey square that day. And for drinking Yorkshire tea, as a full blown, proud as punch yellow belly as well, its difficult but it is the best tea.


 
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To be fair its probably a cafe he's got it from...... At least he's left the bag in.

He's sat right next to a cafe but it was closed, I think it was the souvenir shop on the corner that brought him it.

That photo is just after he was black flagged at Parliament Sq. in Ramsey when someone 10 miles back up the course noticed his front wheel pinch bolt had fallen off.
So that's 10 miles or so of up to 200mph 😯


 
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I was also there that day, it was actually camomile and that's not a garbage bin either............its a rubbish bin, dust bin or a wheelie bin but definitely not a garbage bin 🙂


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 4:25 pm
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dustbin not dust bin... 🙄


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 4:40 pm
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Could be a recycling bin, or Garden waste...


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 4:50 pm
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he maybe from Lincolnshire but the man drinks Yorkshire tea, he mentioned it in the tv series speed. think he called it "proppa" tea


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 5:07 pm
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Lined up for Strictly next year apparently

I WOULD PAY SO MUCH MONEY TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 5:11 pm
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he'd be funny as foook on strictly, but can't see him in sequins some how

His TV stuff is Proppa too


 
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I've really enjoyed the Speed series. I've kept the recording of the one with the gravity racer because I want my daughters (only 6 and 4 though) to see that girls can do maths and engineering and stuff as well as the boys can.

I'd love to see more stuff like that series on TV. I wrote to Channel 4 and told them and they sent a nice email back. Perhaps all Guy fans should....


 
Posted : 10/12/2014 10:34 pm
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Ahh the tea fields of Yorkshire..aaup lad.


 
Posted : 11/12/2014 12:07 am