San Pell & half a lime.
Like the OP says pints of Coke are terrible, spend all night bouncing off the walls and like shit the next day, you might as well have a night on the Stella.
Personally I choose 'nothing' or close to nothing, fake booze doesn't do it for me. I usually get a pint of squash if I'm thirsty otherwise sit and have a chat, it feels daft drinking pints and pints to get high, doing so for the sake of it is just odd.
Buckfast doesn't get you pissed it just sends you a wee bit mental.
On a serious note, Becks Blue is (imho) the best tasting of all the pointless alcohol free lagers.
Brewdog nanny state is an irony too far.
Once got some bitburger blue. Tasted like the sump of a portaloo. Just get pissed.
Although in the pub drink coffee, it's like a fuse. "Drink up by the time I've finished this or you're walking, dickhead"
I'll quite often go for a pint of grapefruit and lemonade as it knocks the sweetness out of the lemonade, and as said before the lemonade gives the body. Or if it's just a small drink maybe ginger beer. Also try drinking a pint of water at the start which will reduce your desire to drink loads more liquid then you'll be happy with just a few drinks and won't succumb to bloated on coke whilst trying to match the beer drinkers pace.
