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Some sick ****s out there..
Disgusting, should have been parmesan
I bet the French love it.
Maybe we are better out the EU....
Tom, you know what to do.
Parma Violence
Bear, already have, arrives next week.
[i]Parma Violence [/i]
Fromage Affray.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Just Lait it aside.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
I think this kind of thing would definitely justify a great vengeance and furious anger moment....
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Enough of the cheesy puns, think Caerphilly about what you post, though personally I don't give Edam...
I don't diss a brie.
Come On Bear(necessities)
Allymcmurdo will be pleased. He can have it with his palm violet gin.
I am beyond being cheesed off, more purple with rage...
Thats just wrong on many levels 😐
I hate mucked about with cheese.
No issue with onions, cherries etc, all have their place.
But not in my sodding cheese.
Mould, bacteria and parasites?
Fine.
Artisinally shaved walnuts?
My arse.
Your arse in cheese?
That's VERY niche
Is disappoint.
[i]Your arse in cheese?[/i]
A cheeky bit of Cheddar never hurt anyone.
That's VERY niche
Not as niche as the way he shaves his nuts.
Cheesus wept...
There are very few things that are less than the sum of their parts.
This is one such thing.
Rusty Spanner - Member
I hate mucked about with cheese.No issue with onions, cherries etc, all have their place.
But not in my sodding cheese.
Mould, bacteria and parasites?
Fine.
Artisinally shaved walnuts?
My arse.
+1000 and I really don't want your arse near it Pete 😉
The whole purpose of cheese is to taste like cheese, if I want something other than crackers/bread with it I will put it on the plate alongside not mush it all together into a weird tasting abomination.
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Not as niche as the way he shaves his nuts.
"He looks like a monkey that has been strategically shaved"
What about that Israeli artisan stuff,....
Cheese's of Nazareth.
+ 1000 and I really don't want your arse near it Pete
Nor his artisinally shaved walnuts...
Yet another reason, were any needed, to continue to avoid Cheshire (M6 notwithstanding)
Still ton will eat it.
(Sorry ton I expect you have better taste in cheese than to eat the purple muck but I needed a pun)
Don't think it's his arse that gets cheesy......
Ha ha. My mrs used to work at Swizzels!
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The thought of parma violets makes me dry heave.
I've never had parma violets. Are they like love hearts? Love hearts are amazing
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That's a Secret Santa gift right there that is
not a gouda idea.
You're all Ementalists
Is it just an attempt to mix chalk and cheese?
I've never had parma violets. Are they like love hearts? Love hearts are amazing
They're the consistency of Love Hearts / Refreshers kinda, but they taste like, well, flowers.
Weren't they originally supposed to be breath fresheners or something?
Could be worse
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Well, it's arrived.
Her ladyship is very much looking forward to trying it. I've just noticed a wasp id rather eat.
Stiff upper lip and all that, I'm doing this do you don't have to.
#prayfortom