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I can tell a persons animal equivalent with uncanny accuracy. I can also spot strangers who look like older versions of people we know to a very high standard.
I can pick the wrong queue in any supermarket. Also, I can spell queue without looking it up.
Women find me irresistible, its actually a curse.
Alex has a singular ability to fire intellectual arrows at the heart of the periphery
Actual LOL. Are you chatty in work meetings maybe?
No idea on the other one.
I had a waterproof hands for a bit. It was an actual superpower...
I can grow body hair faster than a Yeti. Shave at 7am and by 10am it's all back.....literally on my back.....legs.....chest.....face
Maybe i was snuggled by a radioactive sheep
Most humans have 32 teeth, 8 in each quarter of their respective mouths.
My mutant superpower was to have "nines", an extra pre-molar in my right mandible.
I say past tense because it was cruelly removed by my arch nemesis, a villainous NHS dental surgeon. I shall be avenged.
Awesome at cooking curries.
I can buy bikes and bits for bikes. Although I don't think this super power is rare amongst this forum, but it is everywhere else.
I can make farting noises just using my hands
I can do this on my eye.
Go on then.
I bet you can't make Calgary win a game either. 😉
'Good' in bed doesn't quite cut it. Nor does 'very good'. I am, quite simply, exceptional in bed.
(I can sleep for hours and hours and hours and hours...)
I am exactly 1000x more annoying than the voice of Joe Pasquale.
I have the power of being able to remove the peel of an orange in one piece! I scoff at mere mortals who struggle, hacking away removing small pieces and generally getting covered in orange juice>
Now if I could just work out how to do this silently without the dog hearing me and giving me the saddest of looks that would be great.
I can drop toast butter side up.
Only done it the once mind, not going to spend took much time practicing. Prefer eating it.
I can make a nice cup of tea.
Many people have told me so.
Axe throwing.
Always a very satisfying thunk,but a useless skill unless the zombie apocalypse does happen.
Finding something with the STW search engine,yes I have done this.
I am Low Self Opinionman & I can always get parked in central London !!!
I know pi to 65 decimal places,
I can remember pie to Greggs.
I used to work in fine art transport - in the days before sat nav I used to be able to drive into any provincial town I hadn't visited before and guess where the art gallery would be without looking at the map or the address on the delivery note.
Alex - Member
'Alex has a singular ability to fire intellectual arrows at the heart of the periphery'
I love that this sounds like praise right up until the last word 😀
Meh, apathy.
Based on today's trip from worcester to FOD and back, my super power appears to be using my indicators! Nobody else can manage it so it must be a rare gift, I shall wield it responsibly.....
procrastination
It's by no means a superpower, but the most useless skill I have is being able to do 88 3-ball juggling tricks.
[quote=steveoath ]Procrastination
[quote=tonto ]I Was thinking about saying procrastination....
but was beaten to it.
[quote=yunki ]procrastination
You lot are rank amateurs
Comic Timing!
Self-deprecation.
I can burp on demand and have taught one of my daughter's to do the same.
I peel soft boiled eggs straight out the pan.
[i]I know,I should just do poached eggs,but I is rubbish at them[/i] 🙄
I can maintain a chosen cadence and/or heartrate to with 1% for a given time. My coach tells me it's quite unique, very intriguing, but ultimately useless.
And disco dancing. Super hero disco dancing.
150 rpm, at 190bpm, for 3 hours.
Go!!
150 rpm, at 190bpm, for 3 hours.
Haha, I wish... OK, let's just say within the usual parameters of a mediocre club level cyclist!
I can spontaneously injure myself and not just on mountain bikes
There is video evidence somewhere of me diving from a springboard into the swimming pool and surfacing with a long bleeding cut on my forearm. Clearly not bleeding when I left the board. No contact with the sides or bottom of the swimming pool. Nothing anyone could find in the pool other than water. Freaked out the swimming teacher.