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I've always enjoyed forgetting to use the plastic divider at the supermarket check out that seperates your shopping from those ahead and behind. Combining this with pushing my produce up the belt, really close to the bloke in front makes my day.
post on this forum. 😀
Sit in the aisle seat on trains, even if the window seat is empty. I won't put my bag on the empty seat as I'm not a moron but when you have legs as long as mine the aisle is the only option. This apparently annoys people as they have to ask me to move.
I like to wind people up with my anti cycling bigotry, but i think I may be losing friends because of it
Why would you deliberately annoy other people?
In my office I would say breathe 😆
Obliviousness. The thing about obliviousness is, non-oblivious people find it really hard to believe. So, frinstance, when I walk past the wheelie bin I think "better not walk into that whatsit" but I never think "better bring that in, it's empty". It's not that I'm lazy, if I thought of it, I'd do it. But apparently that's no defence when you get called out for having walked past the bin and not brought it in, [i]again.[/i]
I quite like remaining calm and logical when confronted with an angry argumentative opponent. Don't manage it much but when I do I enjoy it. Or I would if said opponent wasn't normally my wife who I don't really want to annoy.
Why would you deliberately annoy other people
I was wondering about this the other day. Not being a hippy, but I always think if everyone was just cool and polite, then life would be be easier for everyone, and a far more enjoyable experience. But there do seem to be those who revel in just making life difficult for others, whether through pettiness/aggression etc, and I was trying to understand the mindset of why that path would be preferable. I failed, so OP and others, why be an arse?
Read emails.
Hand people's litter back to them.
Also not using a plastic divider when at the checkouts.
Breathe according to my wife
Just riding my bike on the road seems to annoy a fair few people 🙁
On trains and planes when people try to invade my seat space I like to lean on them. this is even more fun when the resist and push back.
I like to see how far I I can push someone before they say something 🙂 ( they mostly don't say anything )
don't invade my space and we won't have a problem. knobbers
Crack my knuckles, fingers, toes, wrists, knees, back and neck.
I have tried to stop but just seem do it unconsciously, much to the annoyance of Mrs breadcrumb.
Be myself.
Use the centre urinal.
Why would you deliberately annoy other people?
This.
My children tell me that I'll be talking about something and then leave the room while still talking. I believe they may actually be right, they find this rather irritating.
I think it's something that comes from my mum, however it manifests itself in her in starting conversations halfway through.
I don't generally attempt to annoy or enjoy annoying people. However, when I have a tailgater, it's surprising how slowly I can drive whilst maintaining forward motion.
Why would you deliberately annoy other people?
For my part it's mainly because I like to see how annoyed people get in the absence of a plastic shopping divider when it's just as easy to say 'that is/isn't mine'. I, however, entirely take your point and recognise this fault in my character. It's the same trait that lead me to teach my Son how to do a 'wet willy' and has to grin and bear it now that he's better at them than me.
Remind them of their responsibilities and try to hold them to my standards. Not everyone likes this.
Shit in their shoes.
Park next to cars that have obviously been parked in a spot/way so no one will park next to them
Shit in their shoes
You know they've been pissing in your Bovril, right?
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Double posting - that's annoying, right?
In a queue (typically at a till) I leave plenty of space between me and the person in front and don't move immediately forward when the queue does, fun to see how close the impatient person behind you can get
I don't eat meat, this seems to irritate meat eaters, but I also manage to irritate the more hardcore vegetarians as my reasons for this are nothing to do with animal rights; I do it for health reasons.
I like to cover both camps.
You know they've been pissing in your Bovril, right?
Harder to spot than a wee jobbie.
I like to see how annoyed people get in the absence of a plastic shopping divider when it's just as easy to say 'that is/isn't mine'
Some men just want to watch the world burn. 😆 🙄
Park next to cars that have obviously been parked in a spot/way so no one will park next to them
Yup. Done that a few times when I had a work van or an old car. I once parked EXACTLY in the middle of a space where a Range Rover was over the line. I doubt I was more than an inch away from it. On the drivers side...! There was no way they could have even got their hand on the door handle, never mind open it. It was gone when I got back some hours later, they must have had to crawl in from the passenger side.
Other than that, my shocking wind seems to get to people. 🙂
In a queue (typically at a till) I leave plenty of space between me and the person in front and don't move immediately forward when the queue does, fun to see how close the impatient person behind you can get
More fun to say "Excuse me", get past them then start unloading into the empty space they've left.
Also, what really annoys people and is really funny is not finish the
[s]Use[/s]Miss the centre urinal.
I like to see how annoyed people get in the absence of a plastic shopping divider when it's just as easy to say 'that is/isn't mine'Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Significant social change is only possible through direct action.
on and on!! ( contains rude words)
Unloading the shopping onto the conveyor belt rather than meekly waiting for the owner of the abandoned trolley/basket to return to the queue - use of the phrase you snooze you loose increases the annoyance factor somewhat too
Drive slowly.
I don't eat meat, this seems to irritate meat eaters
Yeah, I have this too. Really wound up a friend's alpha male mate from oop north several years back. Apparently he's the size of a shed now, so maybe he has the gift of foresight and resented me for not being so set-up for the same fate.
Almost forgot, we have rotating security cylinders at work to gain access to the main building. I like to fart in those.
Correct my daughter when she says, "we was".
Force feeding someone pudding
Obviously something, else she wouldn't be in a foul mood all (long) weekend.
To the extent that I would have it as my Groundhog Weekend, just to think of new ways to dispose of the body.
Have a tattoo or two.
When people abandon their shopping trolley in the middle on an isle, i like to give it a punt with my trolley ( if I'm using one ) or walk it up and away from them ( freaks them out when they've left their bag in it )
If shopping. Move your ****ing trolley you useless ****s.
Unloading the shopping onto the conveyor belt rather than meekly waiting for the owner of the abandoned trolley/basket to return to the queue - use of the phrase you snooze you loose increases the annoyance factor somewhat too
I also misspell lose on purpose to annoy pedants.