Had the owner whipped his cock out and started urinating on the bag, maybe that'd be a different story.
A really ****ing funny one, and one that I would hope would be shared on stw.
"before I'd even had chance to get out of my car... dog had charged over to a couple having a quiet picnic... urinated all over their open laptop bag... as if to show his anger, the owner stood up, all 6'7 of him... unfurled... started urinating over the same laptop bag..."
What sort of tatooed bloke goes sunbathing on a beach?Why would he put his shoes on to chase you?
LIAR!
franksinatra should log off from the internet sites that he's abusing himself over 24/7 and visit the great British seaside.
****!
I think our Frankie may have been being facetious.
I thought it was funny, and cloud9's tale.
As for the OP I laughed heartily - nice one for sharing lodders. If I'd been you or the laptop owner I'd have been highly amused whilst it was happening - but then I'm a silly **** 
franksinatra should log off from the internet sites that he's abusing himself over 24/7 and visit the great British seaside.****!
I give up. My subtle sarcasm and observational wit is wasted here.
