Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

I'm back now

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Are you saying [b]"I'm smarter than a thousand monkeys"
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runs around squealing like a girl (using a very high pitched lady voice)

[i]I once loved a lass and I loved her so well
And I hated all others who spoke of her ill.
And now she's rewarded me well for my love,
For she's gone and she's wed another.
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This is how you make me feel

I have no illusions that we're going to out perform a thousand monkeys at a thousand type writers barring side sort of extinction event.

Looking back through this thread and I'm starting to think that an extinction event might not be such a bad idea

Like a carrot sat in its own faeces? I think that's the most sensible I've thing ever [s]heard you say[/s]read you post.

pasta with cauliflower

dangeourbrain - Member

Like a carrot sat in its own faeces? I think that's the most sensible I've thing ever heard you sayread you post.

Are you asking me to marry you?

PS

YES.....can i have your bank details now 🙂

Looking back through this thread and I'm starting to think that an extinction event might not be such a bad idea

With English like those skills you should be caring who you wish extinction on

PS
YES.....can i have your bank details now

I'm afraid my financial situation is difficult since my damned lawyers leaked a load of paperwork. Never trust someone from a country named after a hat.

Oh...ok....all those hours i spent putting those shredded bank statements together was for nothing 🙁

[b]First it was like
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[b]Then it was like [/b]

The tap keeps dripping and it's keeping me up

Are you absolutely sure it's the tap?
Patent it quick, whatever it is; most people need little blue pills...

I should imagine the market for something which makes you urinaly incontinent whilst maintaining an errection such that you have to do a hand stand to pee probably has a smaller market though than the pills which only do one of those things.

I was imagining it being more the sight or sound of a dripping tap...

It's ok CountZero. I put the blue pill up the tap 🙂
The ceiling is now wet 🙁

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It looks impressive though fry.

Also I'm mightily upset with you for suggesting that whilst riding my bike I had a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other. This is unfounded and libellous.
I wood only ever accompany a beer with either another beer or a pig based snack product as is right and proper and I'd thank you to apologise for suggesting otherwise.

Sorry Snookems, You are right. I am so so sorry.
How about i buy you something pretty 🙂

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Thems orsums

This is why there is no crime in America

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My cloak of ultimate darkness has cat hair on it

Can't sleep

My belly sound like a whale

My foot is fat....it's creeping me out

I don't like working....blooming stupid, make money, pay bills
Does no one know i'm a pretty princess!

Looking forward to the weekend when i can use my lady voice

Billy Idol looks sooooooo old!

My coffee is cold

I may have to cut my way out of my trousers

Whys it so cold

Hands are awesome. I can cover my eye's and 'Hoot' and it's
like i have a owl in my head

Does STW come in a plastic bag to keep the smell in?
Fresh magazine smell is awesome 🙂

Who keeps on using all my toilet roll

2% Power 🙁

Who keeps on using all my toilet roll

The owl in your head obviously

It must be a papert owl.

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Shermer That's possibly the most wrong thing I've ever seen on stw, go stand in the corner and think about what you've [s]done[/s] achieved

I agree. We should burn it.....and the two who posted it

How i feel when i know i still have another week to wait for STW to come through my door

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Stupid feelings 🙁

But i did get my first copy of Grit.CX

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Which makes me feel like

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And it smells like

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Cx? C.X.? How dare you? You cheat on us with some not-even-sure-what-I-am and then you rub it in our faces?

You should be ashamed of your self.

Next you'll be using words like gravel-bike and gnarmac without the slightest hint of irony and expecting us to pick up the pieces when you realise your new niche is just a tourer.

PS. I was told these are betterer than glue years ago. Not sure I get how they work, I imagine they would get stuck up your nose like that lego when I was a kid.

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Yep, they do get stuck up ones nose 🙁

Got another plain gray package today 8)

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It was very floppy so i suspected it was not the magazine (me smart)

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I can already feel my skillz improve, just by stroking it

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Does this mean i'm now sophisticated
(stick my pinky out when i swig from my camelbak)

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The bag smells brilliant!

PS

Thank you Sarah 🙂

Bag sniffer. 😛

..and yet today of all days ,spare a thought for Billy boy and his way with words.

[i]Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.[/i]

I'm not Ashamed. Not my fault the STW have the best grade Colombian plastic bags in the country

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It's slipping away again people

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Sorry I've been trying to figure out the correct name for vanillin since you've previous post.

I got as far as 3-hydroxy 5-oxygen cyclo hexanol. Then I got stuck trying to remember if OH is a hydroxide group making it 3-oxygen 5-hydroxy benzaldehyde, or more to the point if I remember any organic chemistry from a level

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

I concur

No you don't.

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Honestly. I'm really interested

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