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No one wants it?
I will never understand this forum. Guess dumping it at a charity shop is the next option.
Your all freaking weird.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 3:30 am
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Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life

Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard

And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true

The bare necessities of life will come to you


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 12:06 pm
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There are a thousand reasons to keep this thread going.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 12:20 pm
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I can't think of any of them though.....


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 1:32 pm
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Stuff the lot of you with Paxo and a clove of Garlic 🙁

Not one of you will take my Garmin even though it's free 🙁

Blooming snobs


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 1:37 pm
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Hmm 😕


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 4:52 pm
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Hmm

As predicted, you've come to us. We were looking for you. 😀

*forgets about worries and strife*.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 4:55 pm
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Now I need a song about a Ferrari being delivered with a bag of money in the boot. A maserati simply will not do.


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 6:30 pm
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Hang your heads between your knees in shame 👿


 
Posted : 30/03/2016 11:59 pm
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Giant Dirt E+2.....test run today 🙂


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 9:25 am
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Could this be the day.


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 9:25 am
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Waves to MrsFry.

The moped is ready.


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 9:27 am
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[i]You pull back the curtains, and the sun burns into your eyes
You watch a plane flying across a clear blue sky
[b]This is the day[/b] your life will surely change
[b]This is the day[/b] when things fall into place[/i]


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 9:29 am
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Should I use flats or spd today ?


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 9:55 am
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@Redthunder
Well how was it?
Use flats
No more Internet news 🙁

@Fasthaggis
No this is not the day. The 'Day' was two weeks ago when I was waiting at the registry office 🙁


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 2:51 pm
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You are [s]master[/s] Miss Havisham and I claim my 5 Groats .


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 4:34 pm
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Come and get em big boy.......bring lettuce


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 5:06 pm
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Update


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 5:31 pm
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It was brown and limp 🙁 and I'm sure something waved at me 😯


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 6:16 pm
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[url= https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1614/26156039735_0eb9ef3429_o.jp g" target="_blank">https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1614/26156039735_0eb9ef3429_o.jp g"/> [/img][/url][url= https://flic.kr/p/FRjxmk ]P1280849[/url] by [url= https://www.flickr.com/photos/58162507@N07/ ]SGMTB[/url], on Flickr


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 7:12 pm
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My new 'JOY TOY'

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This time i promise that i will never look at another Garmin again (maybe)
You all wait till i acheive the STW body. I'll shake my fist at you all

Grrrrr....parsnips

PS

I've called him 'Redthunder'


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 9:20 pm
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Is that a phoenix?


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 10:22 pm
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Yep Fenix 3 with HRM. Came today 🙂
So much better than the 620. I blooming well hate that watch.


 
Posted : 31/03/2016 10:34 pm
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Does that watch measure your rectal temperature?

Do let us know when you achieve 38.5 degrees Centigrade won't you?


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 8:20 am
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Oooh the black one in that second picture looks nice. Are they expensive?

And how did you get the scratches, stains and bite marks out of your desk?


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 9:15 am
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Made by Klingons

MBK

Awesome French bike 😉


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 1:07 pm
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I have a watch named after me..... thats quite cute. Xxx


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 1:09 pm
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Hang your heads between your knees in shame

[s]If I could do that I'd probably never leave the house[/s]

Actually -can you clarify if thats heads between our own knees or each others?


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 1:33 pm
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You all wait till i acheive the STW body.

i.e a slightly tubby man in his forties.

One can only guess how close you are to achieving this goal.


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 1:39 pm
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You know you lot. Well you can all go eat a haddock

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(Except for Redthunder who is kind and wonderful and smells of tulips and trifle)

There was i trying to do something nice by giving my Garmin away as i was getting a new one and you chaps start picking on me 🙁

I hope you all run out of toilet paper and socks


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 6:56 pm
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@perchypanther

No more drunken snuggle time for you mate 🙁


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 6:57 pm
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Posted : 01/04/2016 7:02 pm
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More like

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Posted : 01/04/2016 7:07 pm
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980


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 7:38 pm
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Danks_Waddy

Not one of you will take my Garmin even though it's free

So what is it?


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 8:21 pm
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It's the stupid one

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Posted : 01/04/2016 8:32 pm
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This thread is like Donald Trump. There's no reason for it to keep going, but it does. I think we should ban STW until we can figure out what the hell is going on.


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 8:38 pm
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I could have been the next Brian Blessed but this thread ruined my hopes and dreams...... 🙁

Thepurist just ruined my heart and egg whisk


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 8:48 pm
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Where is the serial number on a Giant Electric bike ?


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 9:21 pm
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Well ?


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 9:44 pm
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I want to see a 1000 posts by 10:00.


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 9:45 pm
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@Redthunder

http://www.manualslib.com/manual/807437/Giant-Bicycles.html?page=44

The bottom bit of the page for locations

@CaptainFlashheart
Do you have a lot of vampires up your end ?


 
Posted : 01/04/2016 9:56 pm
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Do you have a lot of vampires up your end ?

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Posted : 01/04/2016 10:06 pm
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Danks_Waddy

Wasn't he a close acquaintance of [url= https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Archibald_Spooner ]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Archibald_Spooner[/url]?


 
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