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why are women so ................. ggggrrreeeeaaaaaaaaaaaatt!
i like them so much i married one - 30 years ago and I still love her 😀
Are you a tyrannosaurus rex by any chance?
darn it...now everyone will know!
TBH I often fall asleep when being driven by my other half, it's too relaxing. I like it when I need to hang on a bit 🙂
+1 jj55
[i]why are women so ................. ggggrrreeeeaaaaaaaaaaaatt!
i like them so much i married one - 30 years ago and I still love her [/i]
Me too but there are times I wish we could talk about cars or girls or watch fight club or the matrix together without me getting cross with all the questions.
"You've seen this film 4 times now, BRAD PITT IS NOT REAL!!!!"
(Spoiler alert 😉 )
Sorry. :-). It's an old film though. It's not like it's inception.
Can you imagine taking your wife to watch that?
We don't all do that! I'm female and drive with the seat well back and straight arms almost, I'm a short arse too, only 5'5" but it's just style of driving I prefer. I've seen plenty of female drivers with their noses up against the windscreen though - I sometimes wonder if they're too vain to admit to needing glasses. The supermarket thing annoys me too, just bag up and pay already, grrr!
+1 on the supermarket comment.
Even more infuriating - they then pay by cheque and produce the cheque guarantee card which, by some bizarre feat of modern technology, actually happens to be a F***ING SWITCH CARD!
Also on the subject of women - why on God's green earth do they ask you if they look fat? It'd serve 'em right if just once we replied 'yes'.
[i]It'd serve 'em right if just once we replied 'yes'. [/i]
Yeah, but then you'd not get sex.
Swings and roundabouts. (The latter of which should be taken in a circular fashion, driving in the most straight line possible is a poor option)
"Why do the women in my spinning class look so damn good in lycra?"
Because they have good figures and nothing on underneath.
[i]Because they have good figures[/i]
I must have watched *very* different spinning classes to you.
I saw a seagull eating a kebab today
Dancake, was it a female seagull though?
reply to waswas
thinking ahead is purely a man skill.from the number of blokes who unwittingly lose their families to divorce 'cos they can't keep their flies done up I'd say that wasn't a man skill at all, really.
Interesting how we get from a a super market queue to infidelity - know as many women stray. Ha the mind of women.
IF women are so good at multi tasking why cant they have a headache and sex at the sametime?
I'm told I drive like a bloke - not sure if that's a compliment tho. I do shout at women drivers, but that's only when they're letting the side down.
I have my purse out, ready to pay at the checkout - the look of surprise is for "HOW can I have spent that much again?".
Do not need plots explained to me - in fact I hate it when people talk thru films. I did get laughed at when I squealed cos the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 got crushed in The Dark Knight.
PS I don't think I'm a man in a woman's body but my climbing partner does say I'm an honorary bloke 😉
pah, I have the seat almost as close up to the steering wheel as it can go. that's just what feels comfortable - live with it!
and yes, a lot of women drivers just plain don't notice hazards on the road; and then there's a lot of men who just completely disregard..
so we're all rubbish, we're all ugly, and we're all doomed
miaowing_kat - Member
pah, I have the seat almost as close up to the steering wheel as it can go. that's just what feels comfortable - live with it!
Obviously I've not seen you drive, but I'd imagine your ability to carry out emergency manouvers, if required, are compromised by this driving position.
I imagine my ability to carry out emergency manoeuvres is hampered more by the fact that I've never come across such a situation whilst driving. FWIW I can't put the clutch down if I move the seat back by two notches, so I can't be in[i] that[/i] ridiculous a position..
As a cyclist, women drivers terrify me a lot less often than male drivers. In my experience, they are more respectful, slower, more considerate and less likely to kill me or hurl abuse at me.