I'm at a meeting in Germany. I say 'at', I'm not. I've been sent back to the hotel thanks to my fever and man flu. I'm currently in bed, maintenance are drilling in next door's room, my luggage is lost and my return flight looks set to be cancelled thanks to the bloody air France pilot's strike.
Oh, and it's my birthday.
Geburtstag.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
May I suggest Coke and Hookers... on expenses naturally 😀
Happy birthday mate.
Sounds pretty shit.
Drink the mini bar?
Look on the bright side, you're being paid to be in bed.
Pr0n?
We're all going to die.
Happy birthday Chris 🙂
Happy birthday!!
I had norovirus in a holiday inn once on a week long course with work. Really not a pleasant time. It will end though.
Well we're enjoying a debate on Pies..
Join in.
You have the Internetz, I can't see any problems there, also sleep.
Happy birthday!
Rich.
Thanks for spreading the schadenfreude 🙂
Happy Birthday
Whereabouts in Germany? If it's Hamburg, coke and hookers should be easy to organise. If it's Berlin just go to one of the more... progressive clubs around.
Happy birthday anyway!
This is what happens when you let baby robins live.

