Whatever you do, don't use a lighter like McClane to see where you're going. You'll take out half the building with all that gas.
You have to wait for the next person to enter the bogs then you get out instantly and acknowledge their existence.
Thus you have proved it isn’t you.
They must see you exit the trap though or there will always be doubt.
Extra points if you give them a wink and tell them you've warmed the seat for them.
I think walking out with 'phone to your ear and "get a priest and a jetwasher to trap 3 on the 3rd floor - STAT !" is the only way to go
Yeah I don’t get the issue.
Exit your stall, noisily, but without using your voice or walking so close he can see your shoes. Wash your hands etc and leave making sure the door makes a noise on the way out.
there’s no way he will leave while you are still in the communal/sink area so you will never come face to face.
I realise this ship has sailed but the longer you are absent from your desk the greater the chance a third party will blame the resultant mess on you.
“He’s still in there. I’m up in the air con ducting like John McClane.”
Shirley a reference to Solid Snake is in order here.
