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Just heard Hey Joe by Jimi Hendrix who was off to shoot his old lady and the Beatles Run for your life

They got away with more back in the '60's


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 1:24 pm
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Maxwell's Silver Hammer, upbeat song about a guy who kills people with a hammer


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 1:27 pm
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Pretty much anything that Nick Cave has written songs about.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 1:33 pm
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Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People.

It's a really catchy ear worm (apologies) about a school shooting. Pretty grim


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 1:35 pm
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Pumped Up Kicks – Foster the People.

It’s a really catchy ear worm (apologies) about a school shooting. Pretty grim

See also, Boomtown Rats - I Don't Like Mondays

I'd wager there are a load of others too, not like US artists are short of material on the subject


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 1:37 pm
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Cotton Eye Joe covers the topic of a man having his urethra swabbed with a cotton ball in order to test for STDs.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 1:38 pm
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Christmas. Because all the christmas songs are shite.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 1:42 pm
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I ate at an Ed's Easy Diner a few years ago.  The tables had little jukeboxes on them, mostly with songs from the 50s - an alarming proportion of which were about waiting for lasses to turn 16.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 1:46 pm
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RHCP - under the bridge, about heroin addiction which killed band member Hillel Slovak.

Song later covered by AllSaints🤷‍♂️


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 1:50 pm
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Plenty of classic rock songs wouldn't get past the PC-police these days

- Eric Clapton - Cocaine

- Black Sabbath -  Sweet Leaf

- Black Sabbath (Again !!) - Snowblind

Even the beloved Queen wouldn't get away with singing about tieing your fat bottomed mother down before going on a bicycle race,  these days.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 1:53 pm
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Turning Japanese by the Vapors. Allegedly about spanking the monkey.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 1:57 pm
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Love.
Whatever you think needs saying in your boring song has already been said a million times.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:05 pm
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I'm not sure, aside from anything going near talking about 16 year olds, it still seems pretty much open season on writing to me- the lyrics of a lot of music that my kids listen to fills me with horror, makes a lot of stuff mentioned above seem innocuous.

Odd that they've not turned into vacuous misogynistic racist pricks considering, almost seems as if the words they listen to don't really have much impact.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:06 pm
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Ever since hearing the rumour that Sweet Caroline was written about JFK's teenage daughter, I can help feeling it's massively distasteful. The rumour may be false, and I don't know the daughter's age, but it just gives me shivers now.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:11 pm
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Plenty of classic rock songs wouldn’t get past the PC-police these days

– Eric Clapton – Cocaine

– Black Sabbath –  Sweet Leaf

– Black Sabbath (Again !!) – Snowblind

Hmm are you sure, still loads of songs about drugs kicking about. trying to think of modern poular artists, you got the 1975 with Chocolate, and The Weekend with can't feel my face.

Also as above loads of lyrics about reallyy explicit sex: "Hold your head steady while I milk the cow...."


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:16 pm
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Probably best to avoid songs about crushing the Scots these days, seems they don't like it much. PC gone mad if you ask me.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:18 pm
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Azalea Banks. She has some fairly explicit lyrics about adventurous activities between the sheets. And I’m pretty sure she’s one the young people listen to.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:23 pm
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@vinnyeah.  True.

My yoof was filled with Iron Maiden, Jusas Priest, Ozzy, and Black Sabbath.  Yet despite what the (im)moral minority in America would have you believe, I've still not had sex with a fruit bat or been to any Satanic Night clubs.

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Azalea Banks. She has some fairly explicit lyrics about adventurous activities between the sheets. And I’m pretty sure she’s one the young people listened to about a decade ago.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:29 pm
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Most songs by the bloodhoundgang....

I can't even bring myself to name them here (though, I do love that band!!)

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Posted : 12/09/2023 2:31 pm
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Delilah by Tom Jones?


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:32 pm
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I've just opened this thread while watching YouTube documentaries about Seth Putnam. No one else gets close really.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:34 pm
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Plenty of classic rock songs wouldn’t get past the PC-police these days

There's plenty of artists giving Boomers a run for their money. Writing songs about drugs and sex didn't come to an end in the 70's 🙄


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:35 pm
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The entire back catalog of Deicide! 😀


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:35 pm
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Plenty of classic rock songs wouldn’t get past the PC-police these days

I mean I'd post the lyrics to Wet Ass Pussy (bring a mop and bucket) but the swears filter might melt.

What was Little Red Rooster about?


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:41 pm
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Mild mannered Scots Travis... well, I dunno what the lyrics are, but the title is... ahem best stick to songs about wet weather I reckon.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:45 pm
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Almost everything by the bloodhound gang.

So what or green hell by diamond head...


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:47 pm
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There are a few Rod Stewart and Tom Jones ones that border on being a bit "rapey".


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:49 pm
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A fair section of music has always been reasonably horny and off its face and so long as there's a party to be had it always will be, the boomers didn't invent it, the Blues was full of it.

Big Legs Tight Skirt by Jon Lee Hooker anyone?

And before that there were bawdy folk songs about the Mayor of Bayswater's daughter and all that.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:51 pm
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There are a few Rod Stewart

Christ yes! Bawdy is one thing, creepy af is another. "Tonight's the night", sample lyrics: just bite down on on this, it'll be over before you know it..."


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:53 pm
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Art innit ...

You can have any subject matter you like.

It's society that decides whether it's popular and a hit or not.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:55 pm
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I wish Miley Cyrus would get a nice steady relationship so she stops writing dreary and tedious break-up songs!


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:56 pm
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Nothing. You are banning discussion on a subject if you are banning music on a subject.


 
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I would ban Coldplay though


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 2:58 pm
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Just heard Hey Joe by Jimi Hendrix who was off to shoot his old lady

Pretty standard blues material.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 3:00 pm
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People totally get the wrong idea about Sex and Agriculture.

And Are You Old Enough would probably upset people too.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 3:09 pm
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Wasn't The Stranglers' "Golden Brown" a tribute to heroin? That might complete the "Class A drugs list playlist".

Doesn't matter really, it's still a decent song.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 3:18 pm
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So what or green hell by diamond head…

So What by the Anti nowhere League and Green Hell by the Mistifs you mean? As covered by Metallica not Diamond Head 😁

But say what you like Nick Cave makes the macabre and twisted beautiful.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 3:28 pm
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I wish Miley Cyrus would get a nice steady relationship so she stops writing dreary and tedious break-up songs!

To be fair, Adele’s not done too bad out of it.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 3:39 pm
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Some probably don't see it as satire


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 3:44 pm
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The Jack by ACDC or poison ivy by the Coasters amongst many maybe not best to sing along to with grandkids


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 3:57 pm
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Isn't there a Rolling Stones song about bedding underage girls? Can't remember the name right now, might have been 'Stray Cat Blues'.

Yeuchhh.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 3:59 pm
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There was a Rolling Stones song about black women, the devil, fighting, testicles, drugs, boobies & bottoms, a dead man coming... I mean if you really want to be offended I'm sure they've written something to accommodate.


 
Posted : 12/09/2023 4:19 pm
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I don't know for certain, but Epic by Faith No more sounds an awful lot like a song about how 'epic' rape is for at least one of the participants.

I always thought Baby Bird's "You're Gorgeous" was weird AF because it's clearly supposed to be sung from the point of view of a woman who's been taken advantage of rather than a middle-aged bloke who looks like Jedward after a Star Trek transporter accident.

Nothing. You are banning discussion on a subject if you are banning music on a subject.

Funny isn't it. It's always the same usual suspects wailing about censorship when a) nothing is actually being censored and b) they probably should be.


 
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Irony


 
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