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Isn't the OP's post the sort of situation that the disabled toilet was invented for?
My thoughts exactly. Time for a handicrap.
top tip - learn to time your ablutions to the minute the cleaners leave the traps.
Ahhh, the tang of a chilled and freshly disinfected seat.
top tip - learn to time your ablutions to the minute the cleaners leave the traps.
I'm more of a three in a day man not once a week.
top tip - learn to time your ablutions to the minute the cleaners leave the traps.
I'm more of a three in a day man not once a week.
Jamie - Member
Fit it in round Tesco trips?
*clean up in aisle 7*
Right next to the moisturising wipes. Well played.
😯I'm more of a three in a day man not once a week.
You must be very well read.
You name the cleaning product I'll give you the ingredients.
[i]Weekends almost annoy me, when I have to do it without getting paid, AND pay for the paper/water/electricity[/i]
Freelancers quickly learn to only poop in billable time.
It can cause problems over a bank holiday weekend, mind.
Also, people need to be more creative;
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you sit on a toilet seat that is not n your own home?
Why the hell wouldn’t I ?!
Monday to Friday I’m getting paid a decent amount of money to take a dump.Weekends almost annoy me, when I have to do it without getting paid, AND pay for the paper/water/electricity
That's a Viz top tip from back in the day.
Save money on toilet roll by dropping the kids off at work and get paid for the privilege - double win.
Toilet tissue seat nappy.
Job done.
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It’s just skin microbes. Just wash your hands and make sure your butt skin is not broken or has sores and you won’t catch anything.
Toilet tissue seat nappy.Job done.
It’s just skin microbes. Just wash your hands and make sure your butt skin is not broken or has sores and you won’t catch anything.
I've had the joy of walking into a trap that was still sporting the previous occupants nest before.