Anyone ever had a KFC or Domino’s?
I have. But not very many. Of them all I have probably had Dominos' most often of the three (ie, including Subway too) but in my 53 years I reckon I still have only ever eaten a Domino pizza about 20 times in total. It's nothing to do with snobbery though (I love a good kebab, will eat Indian food every day of the week and late night pizzas are great after a few beers). I simply don't particularly enjoy any of them – they aren't inedible, they just don't fill me with joy.
when a younger version of yourself would probably just scoff at such complaints, eat the damn meatball marinara and make a mental note not to do it too often…
I’d eat any old shite in my late teens and early twenties. Once dropped a kebab on a gravel driveway when I was hammered and simply scooped it up and ate it. Mmmm rocks! Used to get a Domino’s meal deal for four on a Thursday evening before starting a 12 hour night shift in a textile mill. Oh and cake, all the cake.
Mmmmmm.... haven’t had 1 for ages and now developing a craving for a
6 inch BMT , lettuce, peppers, olives, tomato, jalapeños, red onion, and South West dressing........
The steak and cheese wrap with everything except onion, peppers and sweetcorn but with extra olives, black pepper and chipotle sauce.
It is so packed it doesn't really wrap...haven't had one for about 4 months and won't for a while yet...but no issues eating it. It is cheap and not healthy but I know that before I get it, so have no issues with my choice.
I’m a huge fan of crap ‘food’ but I really can’t understand how anyone would want to eat anything that smells that bad. It’s absolutely vile!
Ever had a Greggs sausage roll?
Oh, wait...
Aye thats agood point.
The sausage rolls from the blue and orange place are truly rotten, how do they make meat taste of noting with a hint of vinegar.
Can I have a footlong Italian BMT on honeyoat please? No tomatoes or sweetcorn please and a little bit of Southwest sauce. Then the hurried journey to home/hotel before it gets cold. Mmmmmmmmm
I haven’t had a Subway this year. I suspect that’s about to change...
Footlong BMT on honey oat with “cheese”, lettuce, peppers and chillis and Chipotle sauce please.
spicy Italian foot
I only east cheesy French feet.
long on herbs
without herbs
Footlong tuna on whatever. Honey/oat if available. Green peppers two deep. Lettuce. Jalapenos. Olives. Lots of fresh onion. Honey mustard sauce. Black pepper.
Twice a year. Enjoy it. It’s hardly healthy. But neither is most fast food.
Be assertive if they skimp on the salads ie if they’re faffingly sprinkling two or three pieces of pepper about your sandwich. Flicking a ring or two of onion in the direction of your breadcake.
‘What’s that?? I may look like a salad-dodger (because I am that) but just today, of ALL days, please stop helping me dodge salad!
‘Pack it full of the salad please’
‘Moar pepperrz’
‘a little more onion?’
They’ll get the message.
Repeat until sandwich is bursting with juicy nom. Thank them and compliment them on a beautiful sarnie.
Be aware that it will make your face smell and so require double scrubbing after. If bearded be aware that this sandwich will fully impregnate beard with the Mystery Scent Of Subway.
It doesnt taste like bread
It doesnt smell like bread
Its 10% sugar and I believe a similar amount of semolina
conclusion
Its not bread.
astonishes me how many people eat this shite.
astonishes me how many people eat this shite.
Really? Have you met humanity?
I don't eat Subway any more, but what a load of snobs. By all means call it out for being low quality (it is), by all means don't eat there, but loudly proclaiming it's not food and you can't believe how anyone could possibly eat there - you're just trying to assert your superiority by boasting about high standards. And you'll protest about this because being a snob is also bad for your ego.
Get over yourselves.
