This can only end well, right?
Dibs on your bikes.
he hasn't got any, just allotments. Ask for pics and post em up here!
Oh deary me.
oh thankyou. Biggest laugh of the nìght for me. I don t know why, but God I laughed
With only 25% battery the conversation won't be long...
That's not a battery gauge, it's his chances of coming out of the other side of the encounter alive!
TOFTT
I get my fridge back, right?
<span style="font-size: 0.8rem;">@bearnecessities - please check-in, we're concerned about your welfare</span>
😱
Going by the profile pic, there’s 3 of em... 😳
Hang on, so you were aware of her name being Louise, from tinder, then willingly gave her your phone number?
#prayforbear
I don’t know what everyone is so worried about.
You know he’s getting catfished by Flashy, right?
😳
Going by the profile pic, there’s 3 of em…
Although the one on the right might be missing the ‘e’.
It’ll be the fat one of the 3...
When she says she wants to “eat him” it will be sautéed with flava beans not the other sort of “nosh”....
With only 25% battery the conversation won’t be long…
Euphemism?
