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By the time the tourist reached the nearest hospital, in the northern town of Dargaville, his penis was severely swollen, his blood pressure was up and his heartbeat racing

Happened to me too.

No spider bite but oh those nurses.


 
Posted : 15/05/2010 10:44 pm
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Take away the pain and leave the swelling. 8)


 
Posted : 15/05/2010 10:49 pm
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No spider bite but oh those nurses.

I went out with a lovely girl who decided to train as a nurse.
She used to wear stockings under her uniform...
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Posted : 16/05/2010 12:55 am
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One of the most common bite areas for the Mediterranean Black Widow ([i]Latrodectus tredecimguttatus[/i])was a man's ..ahem.. Widows like a dark damp area and so could often be found under the rim of an outside loo. As a man sat down his jangly bits would be "presented" to the spider who would often take offence. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 16/05/2010 7:35 am
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The man was treated with anti-venom medicine sent from the regional hospital in [b]Whangarei[/b].
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Posted : 16/05/2010 8:00 am