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I'm allowed one treat a day. So I go down to the vending machine, decide to get a Bounty. Except I typed in the wrong code and got a Twix. So I bought a Bounty as well, thinking I could save the Twix for later. Well - 5 minutes after finishing the Bounty, here I am eating the Twix.

My self-control is usually all in the shopping. When there are two choccy bars sitting there and I am hungry I can't help but eat them both.

Weak...


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 4:18 pm
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Well at least it's not drugs. My GF likes me on the "cuddly" side, which is why I am running to the charity tuck-shop-box frequently.


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 4:20 pm
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Feeble.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

You've let your nation down, you've let your friends down, you've let your family down, but more importantly...

...you've let yourself down.

Go and have a think about that. ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 4:20 pm
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the moral is 'send someone competent to the vending machine'


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 4:21 pm
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Go and have a think about that.

Should that not be...............

Go and have [s]a think about that[/s] another bar of chocolate, fatty!


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 4:23 pm
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personally I blame the Easter Bunny.


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 4:26 pm
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I think you need to go to confession.


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 4:28 pm
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[i]You've let your nation down, you've let your friends down, you've let your family down, but more importantly...

...you've let yourself down.[/i]

That's the punch line to the baby balloon joke, one of perhaps, the most finely honed jokes know to man...


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 4:28 pm
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Lol@wwaswas ๐Ÿ™‚

To balance it out, there's an easter egg on the kitchen table with only a tiny bit gone from one end, and two of the Ferrero Rochers eaten.

That hasn't happened before - they usually get wolfed.


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 4:30 pm
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Ferrero Rocher - the most unappealing, tasteless confection known to man IMO. YUK!

You could have had mine but no one gave me any! Next time they happen across my path, instead of binning them I'll send them on if you like! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 4:36 pm
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Have to agree about Ferrero Rocher, can't help thinking you're eating pre-chewed bits of nut...


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 4:40 pm
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http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 4:47 pm
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A friend of mine was once offered a Ferrero Rocher by an actual ambassador.


 
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Ferrero Rocher - the most unappealing, tasteless confection known to man IMO. YUK!

I like em :o)


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 4:50 pm
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Why am I not surprised by this revelation?


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 4:51 pm
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can't help thinking you're eating pre-chewed bits of nut...

You mean chopped nuts, as they are known in the baking business. I suppose bread is made from pre-chewed wheat, and chocoalte is made from pre-chewed cocoa beans? ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 5:01 pm
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I've just been for afternoon tea at the Hyatt Regency, i ate all my sandwiches and cakes ๐Ÿ˜›

I still a size 30" waist, result!!

They didn't have Ferrero Rocher ๐Ÿ˜


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 5:05 pm
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They didn't have Ferrero Rocher

Tight-arsed ambassador?

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Posted : 06/04/2010 5:16 pm
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A friend of mine was once offered a Ferrero Rocher by an actual ambassador.

eccellente


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 5:17 pm
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Ferrero Rocher - the most unappealing, tasteless confection known to man

you haven't tried kinder bueno have you? even worse. I thought it was impossible, but there it is.


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 5:19 pm
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I like those too!

Bite me bite me bite me BITE ME BITE ME!


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 5:24 pm
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Lad at work was eating a Kinder whatever the other day. It looked a bit "fluffy" inside, I asked if it tasted like milkyway..... he told me it tasted more like under lay! It made me laugh.


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 8:28 pm
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Ooh no not Kinder Bueno. 'Orrible sickly sweet muck.


 
Posted : 06/04/2010 8:34 pm