A*rseholes people a*rseholes who leave their engines idling.
Grown men that congregate late at night, outside a wendyball stadium and chant an obscure name. The name often belongs to a young athletic man from South America or Spain. They stand chanting Pedro or Miguel or Jesus or something similar, for hours and hours into the dead of night. These chanting grown men quite often dress up in some highly flammable nylon outfit that they purchased from SportsDirect for about £3.95.
Quite often they do this in front of television camera's and the images of these grown men are beamed throughout the country.
WHY????????
Forgot one.
..people who say "wendyball". Guaranteed tory/gammon/rugby club bore/wearer of red trousers.
the way I have to scroll up, then click the menu, then make it go away again, before I can get to the login option on this website
Also, utility companies.
They have but one straightforward actual job - read your meter and charge an appropriate amount of money.
Yet are to a man*, utter balls at it.
* "company" didn't read as well.
Grown men that congregate late at night, outside a wendyball stadium and chant an obscure name. The name often belongs to a young athletic man from South America or Spain. They stand chanting Pedro or Miguel or Jesus or something similar, for hours and hours into the dead of night. These chanting grown men quite often dress up in some highly flammable nylon outfit that they purchased from SportsDirect for about £3.95.
Quite often they do this in front of television camera’s and the images of these grown men are beamed throughout the country.
WHY????????
Never seen any of this. Totally fail to understand why anyone would make this kind of stuff up just to post their fantasy about being being too cool for school
Putting hazard lights on because that makes parking on the pavement ok
People who like/don't like something and think everyone else should like/not like the same things as they do. Why not just enjoy what you like?
Religion
The Monarchy
Teenagers (actuallly anyone under 40) becoming a member of the Conservative Party (and also the Brexit Party)
all but about half a dozen Kanji .
People who don't give a toss about the environment and carry on walking around with bottled water (to somehow look cool), also coffee in non recyclable cups.
Developers who continue to build luxury, exclusive 4/5 bed homes on green belt, when we need small affordable homes built on brownfield sites (of which there are plenty).
Dog owners that buy them and stick them either in a handbag or a dog pram.
Smokers. Come on it's been common knowledge for years that its harmful to you and all around you.
People who don't look after themselves, expecting the NHS to fix everything, (because I've paid for it all my life) bad attitude.
<blockquoteHating people or a group of people for any reason. Individuals makes sense, whole groups I can’t fathom.
Trump
Boris
Brexit
Dogs of any description as pets, it's a wolf just waiting to take out your throat or your kid's.
Why there is nobeerinthefridge?
Given the evidence of this thread, can I add people who don't know how to use apostrophe's to the list?
shoe laces that come undone, even when tied tightly in a double knot.
User error. Tie the bow in a reef knot instead of a granny knot (ie, tie the bottom knot under the bow wrong-handed) and you won't need a double knot even.
..people who say “wendyball”.
I'll expand this to any "hilarious" term that people persist in using despite it going past its sell-by date several decades ago. "Micro$oft Windoze" for instance, wow, I've never heard that one before, did you come up with it all by yourself? And "Magic Granddad" is rapidly joining it in going from rather amusing originally to painfully and tediously unfunny now.
the guy walking his dogs in the wood like this....
we saw him half hour later still on it!
Add people who say “that there London”
Purchasing train tickets
Pet Snakes
Teenage daughter
Given the evidence of this thread, can I add people who don’t know how to use apostrophe’s to the list?
How arch of you to slip that deliberate error in. You should obviously be asking "may I".
People on the internet arguing about banana skins for 2 days.
What we'll argue about once the banana skins run out.
the Endless Zwift adverts..... do smart trainer manufactures chip in with the cost ?
Can I get?
No you chronic simpleton. The person you asked is employed to get it for you. 😠
Cos I finally drank it all.
Bags of Grated Cheese. Buy normal cheese and grate it you lazy gits....
Small faux 4x4 cars...why?? Unless it's a Panda of course
The new Top Gear...BBC it's over, just let it die
Girls with mahooosive eyebrows.
Wasps,...the Nigel Farage of the insect world. Annoying. Unwanted. Nasty..
Jeremy Corbyn.
Bags of Grated Cheese. Buy normal cheese and grate it you lazy gits….
One of the few upsides of brexit is that we'll only be able to buy blocks of cheese. It'll make Britain grate again...
Girls with mahooosive eyebrows.
Girls who go through what must be a not inconsiderable amount of discomfort and pain to pluck out their eyebrows completely... then draw them straight back on again.
People believing in a flat earth!
It’s not a bad look
Hang on a minute - I think my iCloud account has been hacked.
The lack of perchypanther on this thread.
Thats perfectly comprehensible. In the fortnight before the English school breaks up anyone in Scotland with children vanishes. All your Centreparcs are belong to us.
One of the few upsides of brexit is that we’ll only be able to buy blocks of cheese. It’ll make Britain grate again…
Yoink. I'm stealing that!
"Fat Friday"
You've eaten well all week and reward yourself by troughing down pie and chips, undoing your good work. So you spend another 6 days eating well and reward yourself with another pie and chips.
wasps are not pests.
They are vital to nature. They eat all the bad grubs and insect larvae in your lawn, without then we'd be over run. Also they build the most beautiful intricate nests.
If they come bothering you let them be.
So you spend another 6 days eating well and reward yourself with another pie and chips.
Bonbonbonbons
Bags of Grated Cheese. Buy normal cheese and grate it you lazy gits…
Bought it once, tonight ‘this doesn’t taste nice’ read the bag and it seems they spray it with potato starch to stop if clumping and/or going stale. I don’t want to eat that.
Purely because of this……old people. Wittering on about ‘the youth’ and how technology is doing damage since forever.
Wait until you're my age young man.
Teenagers (actuallly anyone under 40) becoming a member of the Conservative Party (and also the Brexit Party)
Anyone over 40 becoming a member of the Conservative Party (and also the Brexit Party)
Oh and retractable dog leads.
Dogs of any description as pets, it’s a wolf just waiting to take out your throat or your kid’s.
There is enough genetic difference between wolves and canis familiars to debunk this. The real picture is much more nuanced, although they can still create hybrids, the latter has not evolved to hunt like a wolf, they have evolved for the most part to scavenge and rely on humans.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6266929/
Very small difference in genetic makeup can make huge physiological and behavioral alterations - there is only a small genetic difference between a fox that wants to bite your bollocks off and one that is fluffy and cute.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41559-018-0611-6
Yoink. I’m stealing that!
(-: Be my guest.
Heavy metal. Grown-ups listening to songs about raping and monsters and whatever other silly things they sing about with the same voice and guitar sounds they always used.
Then there’s Metallica and Soundgarden...
People who wear fleeces, jumpers and/or jackets in hot weather.
And hoodies with the hoods up, and woolly beanies; makes zero sense to me when I’m wearing a tee shirt and shorts!
Why electric cars don’t have that roof and bonnet made from solar panels.
That’s because the solar panels will, after an entire day in full sunshine, give an additional three miles to the range of the car. They basically do not work in that context.
Binners.
Politics
Religion
Grime music
All car drivers at rush hr
5.30am
Humans
Religion
Smoking
Rap music
Trump
Shouty screamy industrial heavy metal
Humans
Can I get?
No you chronic simpleton. The person you asked is employed to get it for you. 😠
i had this one ready to go from the beginning but kayak beat me to it.
riles me so bad when i hear this, and its getting worse! likewise OMG.
M6 gantry signs is good one too. but what kills me is when ts says "Long Delays between J20 - J22" like im supposed to know where the eff J20 is along 230 miles of motorway!!
also, men with Umbrellas.
also, men with Umbrellas.
golfers ?
