Phones at gigs wind me up too. Why watch a concert on TV when you can pay forty quid to watch it on a 3" screen instead?
Ya miserable gits. I still feel as young as I ever did, nothing makes me feel old. Though I do put earplugs in at gigs/in clubs now 🙂
Looking at pretty young ladies and thinking 'she's hot' in an appreciative/respectful/good for her way instead of thinkin 'she's hot, I must have her'. Although that might be because I used to be a manic depressive sex maniac and now I'm medicating.
Looking at pretty young ladies and thinking 'she's hot'
Looking at pretty young ladies and thinking 'she'll be hot in a few years'.
she'll be hot in a few years
Giggity 🙂
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meeting teenage girls in the pub and feeling fatherly responsibilty towards them rather than flirting.
I realised i was old when i started indicating in car parks and start thinking about buying cars in terms of mpg and reliability.
Plus thinking i'm down with the kids as i still listen to drum'n'bass at 37, but realising that the track i'm listening to was bought on vinyl and is actually 19 years old!
One of bin bins mates was saying he was leaving his job the other day, he'd been doing it from before I was born.
soz, that's not helping is it? 😆
young people and the way they talk, if you sound like you're from the only way is essex then i'm going to assume you've received a nasty head injury and offer you the disabled seat.
Venturing in to town on a Friday and realising I'm twice the age of a lot of folk in the pub!
Cool, I don't sound like I'm from essex if that helps. 8)
awww i'm well jel. i'm so full of swag i'm reem.
bare jokes u get me
amazeballs
yr swag is cheez
What? What what what what? (Bluddy kids. Innit.). 😉
Thinking that it was 20 years from the end of WW2 to my birth; but 30 years from the Falklands War to now!
I saw a Capri 2.8 injectionI dreamt of owning a 'Professionals' style 3.0S - that makes me older.
I used to work in a main dealers when they were new ❗ 😆
Never as good as the old P6 Rover V8 💡 or the Triumph 2.5pi
why thank you young lady
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I have been teaching Sailing for a very long time now and at my Club we have loads of kids/teenagers etc..
Last year one of the first group I taught got married.
This year they're expecting a Kiddo.
For the very first time in my life I actually stood back and went "blinkin ek, I think I'm old now"
Listening to Radio 1 make me feel very old, as I have no idea how their playlist passes for music these days. Absolute dirge, and I'm 34 years old with no idea what the kids listen to nowadays!
Filling in an MTB Marathon event registration form and, when asked which category you'll be competing in, having to tick "Veteran, Male".
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Recently doing a 100 mile sportive and being a few minutes outside of the silver medal time, then realising that next year the same time will get me a silver medal as i will be ** years. As a clue i saw The Clash for the first time at 15.
Heres another one..
Wearing anything FatFace..
(not that I do, but I know mates that do)
That ages a man in an instant.
Becoming a Great Uncle for the 2nd time, and this -
turning 40.
Today.
Balls...
Bloody kids...... 😉
Talking to a friend who's just about to go off to university, and realising that I went to uni two years before she was born.
I used to own a 2.8i Capri...I also remember when you had to have a cassette player to make your computer work..
But I felt old when I realised I'd rather poke a knitting needle in my eyes than go to a nightclub..And when I bought a lawnmower...
M'old... 😥
You know your old when the new DJs they add to the Radio 2 line up originated from Radio 1 but you've never heard of them
What makes me feel old is some of the people i went to school with are Grans, I am only just 38!!!!
When I fill out my date of birth electronically and you have to
scroll down to find your Date of birth. 😐
Other than that Frigging Handsome 😉
When a practical used car buy was a Lanchester. One previous owner, Mrs Lyle of Tate & Lyle. I'm the wannabe chicken,
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I feel old when I talk about my first car with much younger work colleagues. Austin Metro with a manual choke!
I don't feel old about music though. My music taste is the best in the world, and I can't wait until my kids grow up to realise this.
Working with people who were born in the 90s.
Realising with horror that I'm older than my boss...
Knowing that my baby sister is now married and has a baby of her own :/
I was answering an ebay item question the other night, when I looked up my feedback rating, and discovered i've been on ebay for 13 years. That freaked me out more than all the usual stuff.
I've been on here 12 (maybe not if you take away the free holidays 😉 )
I'm in a band, our lead singer is 32 this year. He was 2 years old when I first went into a recording studio. oh, and I've been playing drums since before he was born.
Emsz 😉 She's younger than my daughter!
Running through iTunes looking for music to play at my daughters wedding reception next year. (It got a bit dusty too)
Being asked for the card part of the driving licence when handing said paper licence across as ID.
Age is just a number - I don't worry about it. Apart from when I get out of bed and can barely walk, you wait til all your bits hurt, not just odd bits!
B&W TV.
Throwing a video player away at the tip last weekend. Turned to wife and said "there's a tape still in this". Daughter pipes up with "daddy, what's a tape?". I cried a bit inside..
Another thing - my (29 year old) daughter was amazed that we haven't always had postcodes.
Another thing - my (29 year old) daughter was amazed that we haven't always had postcodes
really, i didn't know that either.
[i]Another thing - my (29 year old) daughter was amazed that we haven't always had postcodes[/i]
really, i didn't know that either.
Now I feel absolutely ancient 🙁
Oops, double post - damn this slow laptop.
A three digit telephone number.
Last weekend, helping my teenage daughter (finally!) clear her room of old toys, story books, dressing-up clothes etc etc.
Oh that's bad 🙁
I've got a few years to go until that time comes but I think I'll be in pieces (a bit like the end of Toy Story 3)
