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Observation.....it would appear that leisure clothes wearing baseball capped types who ride bikes which always look a little bit too big can pull awesome wheelies against the flow of traffic on public roads.
Should I go to Sports Division and then 'borrow' a larger bike to improve my bike skills?
you need to be smoking a fag/spliff too 😉
[i]it would appear that leisure clothes wearing baseball capped types who ride bikes which always look a little bit too big can pull awesome wheelies[/i]
Just another of life's knee in the nuts that I have to live with.
LoCo....I did wonder if it was down to a secret yet very effective for the task compression to rebound ratio fork tune.... 😯
Of course in summer you must take your shirt off.
It's hard to pull good wheelies with a stick up your arse. 😉
It's hard to pull good wheelies with a stick up your arse.
That can make doing a number things much more difficult*, doing your shoes up for example...
EDIT *apparently! so I read, somewhere...
Ask a hypnotherapist to make you think you are a chav.
You will immediately be able to wheelie for as long as the chip shop is in sight.
Lean back, steer with front wheel and knees...easy innit
I think its to do with the mass and pendulousity of your knackers innit?
Big and low hanging and its dead easy, like one of those 1970's parrots with a long tail and a 2p sellotaped to it, small and high up and it gets tougher.
This why chavs
a) wear baggy trousers
b) have loads of kids
c) attract slutty birds/blokes (translation: women/men who are slaves to animal instinct) like flies on poo
d) are massively self confident and will fight anyone
I just keep telling myself "one day".
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Whats even more sickening is seeing the little sods, having lofted it up on the back wheel, then continue with one hand, while texting or eating a Greggs pasty with the other
Yeh all you hating Audi driving fatboys, jealous at the skills of a few chavs. Shame on all of you.
The trick is a. not to have a job so that you have plenty of time to practice and b. use a knicked bike so it doesn't matter if you trash it.
Don't forget , you need to have a plastic tied over the seat for extra style points .
[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/psa-for-those-that-cant-wheelie ]What goes around comes around[/url] 😉