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As this week, Thursday is the new Friday, and doing any actual work should be avoided at all costs, lets have a pointless mass debate... so to speak ... that will doubtless dissolve into petty squabbling, name calling, regionalist cabals throwing spurious accusations at other areas inhabitants, and the inevitable middle class t**tishness involving 'Artisan' and home-baked stuff assembled with the finest ingredients known to man, or from Waitrose at least....
You know the drill
So.... Whats the ultimate crisp butty? Eh?
As far as I'm concerned - -and I'm always right - its got to be....
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Lets have yours then, you freaks. You're bound to be wrong, obviously, but lets have 'em anyway
White bread, salt & vinegar french fries finished off with salad cream nom
bread, salt-n-vinegar, bread
you can keep the fake cheesy goo
and then for dessert...
bread, brown sugar, bread
(edit: where all the above bread is white. none of that poncy brown or in-between bread)
Who in their right mind eats white bread? You are brown bread to me now
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OOTSIDERS ONLY! Lashings of Lurpak (Slightly Salted)....
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White bread
Lots of decent (cold) butter so it tears the bread a bit
Kettle/Co-op/Tyrrel crisps.
Or if you're feeling dirty, Frazzles.
warbutons toastie bread, lots of butter, basic cheese and onion crisps then flattened with the palm of your hand.
Wholemeal bread, Cornish extra mature cheddar and salt-n-vinegar crisp.
Surely crisps are just the icing on the cake that is a corned beef, cheese and ketchup sarnie?
I was right with you till the Dairylea. Put the cheese slice on your head and use ketchup on the butty instead.
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White bread
Salt n Vinegar
Butter
Any other combination is wrong and will earn the perpetrator a place on "The List".
Awelrightieee.
White Bread
Salt & Vinegar crisps
Mayo
and
Beer
Never had a crisp butty 😯
I might try one tonight. I'll build it based on the general consensus here.
Thick brown bread
Very, verry strong cheddar
Lightly/ready salted crisps, Kettle chips ideally but I'm not fussy
Romeo D.
white bread
salt&vinegar crisps
salad cream
8) ( that's "mornington crescent" / "numberwang" )
White Bread
Salt & Vinegar crisps
Mayo
WTAF!?
EDIT: It just got worse.
Corned beef, Ready salted, daddies sauce on white bread. Takes me back to my childhood just thinking about it.....so put me on the list of you must.
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Sometimes with these for a bit more crunch and texture
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Nom nom and some more NOM!
butter cheese, beetroot and frazzles
or
butter, cheese and onion squares
As far as I'm concerned - -and I'm always right -
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This definitely going on my business cards PP
Best Crisps for a butty .... Salt n Vinegar Discos
Worst ... Hula Hoops
Thestabiliser almost had it.
Granary bread.
Stilton (but brie also works well)
Frazzles.
Wholemeal bread | butter | frazzles for mains
White bread | butter | frosties | syrup for dessert
Crisps, or "poor man's lettuce" as I call it, are more of an add on to a good ham and tomato than something you have alone.
lashings of red pepper hummus & salt 'n' vinegar crisps.
wtf!! crisp sandwiches are basic fighting foder and should contain crisps thats it.
Warburtons
Lurpak
Walkers S&V
Slices of pork pie
HP and Salad cream
you can thank me later
The spectre of pies hangs heavy over these threads 😐
Ok the valleys way to do a crisp sarnie is thus, crusty white roll, pick out the bread bit, crush a bag of salt and vinegar crisps tip them into the void and stuff it in your mouth.
Never had a crisp butty?
Granary bread?
Are there... Southerners in here?
Beef Monster Munch
Marmite
Butter
or
Red Doritos
Full fat mayo
Edit: on thick white bread from the baker's shop obviously
Can't say I've had one other than maybe add crisps to a buttie that has filling in already. Butties are made with buns not sliced bread.
warbies toastie, kerrygold, potted beef and then cheese and onion crisps,
C'mon..
Mayo, t'is the only element added to an otherwise dry paletless slab
[i]wilburt - Member
wtf!! crisp sandwiches are basic fighting foder and should contain crisps thats it.[/i]
You're obviously too poor to play.
[i]Rubber_Buccaneer - Member
Who in their right mind eats white bread?[/i]
It contains way less rat shit, which may be a bonus, depending on preference.
[i]bikebouy - Member
Mayo[/i]
Is the Devils work.
Cheap white, salted butter, and beef MM.
You need the MM to be cutting into your gums to get that beefy goodness straight to the spot.
Monster Munch is not crips. FACT.
Consider yourself on The List.
Warburton's, thick cut corned beef, pickled onion monster munch.
Bollocks to your list.
Your name has just been [u][b]underlined[/b][/u].
Good Heavens.....do people actually make a crisp sandwich? 😮
I suppose if I had to it would be Ciabatta, with black pepper kettle crisps....with a big slice of smoked salmon, topped off with creme freche!
yum! 8)
Bollocks to your list.
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Warburton's, thick cut corned beef, pickled onion monster munch.
..does sound very interesting, but sounds a bit dry?
Bollocks to your list.
Your name has just been [u][b]underlined[/b][/u].
Excellent
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The perfect crisp butty for me has to be cheap white bread and salt and vinegar or prawn cocktail Walkers. Marge, not butter for extra cheap filthiness. Although to be fair, every single thing posted so far sounds pretty epic... 😳 I think my relationship with food is taking a turn for the dysfunctional..
Warburton's white toastie, Lurpack, Salt & Vinegar crisps. That is all.
I'm in the Soft White Toastie bread, butter S & V crisps (Sensations!!) and extra mature cheddar camp - actually the cheddar is not really necessary. Oh and beer helps too or a nice cup of tea!!
Did someone say they'd never had a crisp butty......Very sad!!! Where are these people from (somewhere south & posh perhaps)