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The Iron Clunge! no wonder Dennis turned to drink! Rusty bint.
How about privatised instead?
Sadly I don't think any amount of investment could make Ernie attractive to the private sector. Years of neglect and mismanagement have left their toll. He's little more than an empty husk, now. 🙁
Iron Clunge
Rusty bint.
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Those have to be contenders, along with Ton's 'Molycoddled Titty-Fed ****s' from yesterday!
I have some experience, recently, of how News International operates internally. I can tell you that it's a complete shambles. There is no macro planning. Departments not only don't talk to each other but often said departments don't seem to know who is in charge of them - several individuals seem to claim the same Job Title, for instance. The result is chaos. The thing is a huge money-making machine and yet I have personally been asked for a loan of simple, cheap items like for instance, A4 paper. Today I was even asked for a [b]plastic fork[/b] because a pivotal operation within NI is so under-equipped.
Whatever picture of his own organisation Murdoch is carrying around in his head, it doesn't resemble the reality.
No wonder he always sounds like a nob.
I feel that this thread is slowly losing relevance.
BTW what happened to Lanestra?
😀 😈
He's well on the way to controlling most of the world's media, so Rupert must be doing something right.
And it's an Australian accent btw ...... before you go accusing him of 'sounding like a nob'.
Cieran
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Two spelling mistakes there. Do keep up. Where's he gone anyway? Didn't he take up a bricklaying course at college? What was a brickie doing at a lecture given by Woopert anyway?
I dunno; I think nationalising Ernie is [i]very[/i] relevant, considering Austerity Measures and Big Society.
Lanesra's probbly sulking somewhere, because he's failed to raise the storm he'd hoped to.
I suspect he never even went to that lecture anyway, and has merely cut-and-pasted that boring speech from somewhere.
[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/public-servant-pay-freeze/page/2#post-741794 ]He may have gone to meet DrDolittle by the swings at Newington Green.[/url]
Is she dead yet?
Who?
does anyone want a crisp? I've never heard of Austerity Measures though, is she a big fat porn star? Got a link?
Kevevs
Yes, please.
Thatcher done to a crisp at 666°C. Ideal temperature for roast Beast.
IGMC...
GlitterGary - MemberIs she dead yet?
Maggie is battling and winning the fight against the vile seasonal ailment which has infected her.
The doctors at the hospital say they have never seen a woman with so many balls......apparently it's a medical marvel.
She's told friends that she is determined to live until Dave and George have sorted out the economy. Apparently she wants her State Funeral to be a proper affair with all the trimmings.........she don't want no penny-pinching half-hearted effort.
And quite right too. After all she's done for the country.....putting the GREAT back into Britain and stuff, she deserves a proper send-off.
Thatcher done to a crisp at 666°C.
Haha............the lady's not for burning !
Just wondering what will be the "cowboy boots on the coffin" (à la Ronnie Reagan) moment. It's got to be a handbag hasn't it?
if she's being cremated, i hope it'll be coal fired
Welsh coal with any bit of luck 🙂
Burial at sea, non?
Couldn't we get Elvis Costello to curl one off on her pine overcoat?
Can you imagine the size of the Shit Mountain if the let everyone do that? Ittud be bigger than Snowdon. The EU would have to intervene. 😯
Julianwilson,
Burial at sea sounds grand!
Somewhere fitting, like [pulls a name out the air] The General Belgrano?
aww, but she's just an auwwwld laydee....
When the old critter finally pops her clogs, we should bury her, then in a million years dig up her decayed and compacted body, which will have by then turned to coal. Hopefully.
Obviously then she would be burned.
I'll take a guess that the last thread about Mrs Thatcher was binned?
Did it descend into complete chaos? (please tell me it did).
Haha, yes it did, I think it got over 700 posts and self imploded. Maybe Thatcher was logged in and filed a complaint while she was recuperating?
No it wasn't binned, just closed.
I believe that the endless queue of people determined to pay their disrespect to Lady Thatcher became totally unmanageable, so the simpler and easier solution of closing the thread was made.
😀 SURPRISE!!!!
I ****ing love STW sometimes.
"I believe that the endless queue of people determined to pay their disrespect to Lady Thatcher became totally unmanageable"
I expect it will be the same at her funeral...and can't wait. 😆
Can someone please post a picture of Zelda from the Terrahawks in fitting tribute?
I really don't want to spend too much time flinging cack [figuratively] at Thatcher.
Not when her son can be accurately described as a pathological criminal!
This has the makings of a potentially great thread.
Mark Thatcher: Human Picolax!
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Excellent, it's the most true to life account of her reign I've ever read.
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I miss ernie's well-thought-out critiques and historical lectures.
I suspect he has abandoned his former determined attempts at dialectical bannering and descended into mere sarcasm.
A nation mourns.
[i]She's told friends that she is determined to live until Dave and George have sorted out the economy. Apparently she wants her State Funeral to be a proper affair with all the trimmings.........she don't want no penny-pinching half-hearted effort.[/i]
State funeral? When she dies give me the money and I'll find 3 million people, give them a shovel each and we'll dig a hole so deep that we can hand her over to Satan himself.
lanesra............is she dead yet??
silverpigeon
She wants to hang on until those two twunts do what?!?
Is it her way of saying she wants immortality?
WWJR - I was quoting ernie's earlier post...and then trying be even more facetious. Obviously it didn't work.
Well it worked for me silverpigeon .........I always like to be reminded of one of Frankie Boyle's best ever lines 😀
Although the correct line is, "State Funeral ? For 3 million quid we could give everyone in Scotland a shovel and we would dig a hole so deep that we could hand her over to Satan personally."
So, what alcohol to toast her passing with?
A good Scotch for the Scots obviously.
Brown Ale for the North Easterners
Tim Taylors for the Yorkshire coalfields
What for the Notts/midland pits?
What for Liverpool?
What for the North West i wonder?
Got to get the supplies in ready.
(goes of to browse on-line party supplies)
Guiness for the oirish?
Barbera for the argies?
Well it worked for me silverpigeon .........I always like to be reminded of one of Frankie Boyle's best ever lines
Yeah, but he nicked that line off me 😉
Is Thatcher dead yet?
Is Thatcher dead yet?
Well apparently bin men found this amongst the wheelie bins at the back of the Cromwell Hospital
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But I ****ing hope not.........you'd think they'd treat her with a little more respect after all she did for the country 😐
Specially private healthcare.
Lets just hope it's some wino who run out of luck whilst foraging during this cold snap.