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Ello, Babs Windsor ear;
If you want Elfinsafety, ee sez eeze watching the football, and eel be back later, alright darlin'?
Hehehehe! Ooo, cheeky!
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the meaning of that picture is between me and the owner of the Cod right!, i can reveal though that forever more that night will be remembered as "COD NIGHT"
hungrymonkey - Blackwater Dam
Is that kinlochleven?
No it's Barbara Windsor, silly. 🙄
Two drums and a cymbal fell down a mountain - badoom tish etc.
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Still laughing at Jimmy - I love the way your shorts match the bed spread.
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rOcKeTdOg - MemberJesus we have to drink that water you know!
i was thinking it was Elan valley, Brum's water supply
Lovin' this thread. 😆
You guys have been brilliant - self-deprecation is where it's at!
PS Stop picking on Elf. 👿
if this thread makes it to friday I'll start to get my "interesting" piercings pictures out, that should scar a few people mentally (even more than my normal pictures)
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*runs off laughing maniacally*
tazzy - I am of a nervous disposition, please don't!
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PS Stop picking on Elf.
Don't worry CG; Surf-Mat is just jealous because I've got more hair than him.
Polite request to tazzy - FCOL start your own piercings thread. 😉
Then I'll know not to look [s]at pierced nipples and goodness knows what else[/s]!
Don't worry C_G I wouldn't inflict my semi naked bod let alone my metal work on anyone nevermind on a 'tinterweb forum.
I have no delusions of grandeur, as the outside bits of me just about serve the purpose of keeping all the wet gooey bits in.
I'm not built for show
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Tazzy I don't think your doing yourself justice ... there were some nicely defined tattoos in your earlier pic 🙂
I dont think surf mat would be bothered if you had more hair than him to be honest.Its easier to dry coming out the water!
Yeah, but the ladies love to run their fingers through my silken locks....
...because I'm worth it.
[i]Yeah, but the ladies love to run their fingers through my silken locks.[/i]
Only that one time when the WPC was pushing your head down when she hoiked you into the back of the transit...
Well, I do like a bit of role playing...
You can take the cuffs off now, love.
Love?
Where's she gone?
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🙂 with Elfin
As requested, another picture of me, semi naked, in a field.
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Well, I think it was requested, or did I just imagine that bit ?
I now have a plan - the STW Army.
MTG and Ton shall be the "muscle" and haul the heavy stuff around.
Me, Sharki and GuitarHero shall be the scouts - running ahead to check the road is clear.
Jimmy will be our air recce division.
Tazzy can climn walls and stuff.
TSY and BA Nana can infiltrate the enemy using charm and ahem good looks.
And elfin will be our secret weapon/mascot - using the thermonuclear fission bomb of pedantry and attrition to bore the enemy to death 😉
I reckon it could be unbeatable.
I do find it fascinating how many seemingly normal stwers take pics of themselves naked or near naked outdoors.
wouldn't the enemy just need to ask the 'STW Army' a question about children/diet/immigration - and then take advantage of the ensuing discord?
idave - it could be a counter weapon. Enemy is then bored into a stupor and then the STW Army takes over. If anyone wants to volunteer themselves for a role, do shout. idave - PTI instructor?
I do find it fascinating how many seemingly normal stwers take pics of themselves naked or near naked outdoors
I find it disappointing how few normal people who like taking pictures of themselves semi naked outdoors post on STW.
I think the lack of pics of semi/fully naked [b]female[/b] STWers is a crying shame...
I don't
Gayer
[b]burnley[/b] posted a pic of her arse with a tattoo 🙂
And you still have it Simon, even if you can't remember her proper name is Bumley
I do find it fascinating how many seemingly normal stwers take pics of themselves naked or near naked outdoors.
Agreed but I am definitely not complaining! In fact I would positively encourage [b]ALL[/b] the STW guys to join in the fun. 😉
I think the lack of pics of semi/fully naked female STWers is a crying shame...
Well, dare I suggest that the STW blokes consider themselves lucky enough when us gorgeous girlies grace a ride with our presence. 😀
And you still have it Simon, even if you can't remember her proper name is Bumley
I [b]did[/b] remember, but I wasn't sure I wasn't kidding myself and used her proper surname instead as 'rn' looks very similar to 'm'. And yes, I must have the pic somewhere 🙂
the pic is on her facebook page Simon, along with a few others
A scout? You want us to take the first hit, take one for the team...
War face pics then are needed...
I was looking at this thread on the train, the lady next to me said MTG looked 'fit like a wrestler' I would have got her number for you but her body odour was quite vile and the way she devoured her bacon roll with rind hanging down her chin and a ketchup moustache was quite unattractive.
Sharki - hmm, I only have "war pics" in print, not digi. Might have to do a reconstruction...
Good scouts don't get seen...
with rind hanging down her chin and a ketchup moustache was quite unattractive.
don't you just hate food snobs ?
Thanks for thinking of me catflees. You made the right decision.
Ok, decrete pics then...Hmmm! haven't too many on this puter. I've rummage on FB for scout like.
I managed hiding for quite a while this summer, so up for the job.
STW babes strip off:
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The blondes mine... I'm a sucker for a blonde... Love the dog smelling another dog in the background too
What if she's not a natural blonde?
When you find the truth, you'll certainly not be in the best position to bail out.
Come to think of it you'll definitely be having to do some bailing out.