[Closed] The apprentice.

I know this is a trivial and shallow observation .... but WTF is going on with that Welsh blokes eye brows??!!

Boyo with plucked eyebrows. WTF?

(Edit: Just clocked previous post)

Eyebrows for the win 😯

That Alex (Freddie Mercury) looks like an evil ventriloquists dummy.

Oh the bitching and self-promotion has started...

I liked leadershipness

What's up with that guy's face?

He looks like a bad waxwork crossed with a startled weasel.

jekkyl - Member

That Alex (Freddie Mercury) looks like an evil ventriloquists dummy.

😆 bwahhaahhaa.

i want to punch them all

He looks like the count off Sesame Street!

I think they should forsake London for the next series and film it all in Liverpool. Then we can have sweepstakes on who gets there head stoved in first!

I think this guy is more annoying than the Freddie Mercury lookalike:

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Jumpy as hell, looks like he's sitting on a live electric wire.

Choice of characters and episode 1 pretty much to script.

Jaz had to go, her head was too big.

The twunt-o-meter has just exploded out of its housing.

I bet none of them rides a mountain bike.

Utter twunts...all of them.

This one:

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Stalin in a frock.

Nasty, horrible person.
Delusions of adequacy, all the charm of an anal fissure.

Stalin was reticent by comparison. At least he knew when to shut up and let people hang themselves.

Admitted she has fake 'churns' and probably had a lobotomy too 😉

Oh, this one too:

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Charmless knobster, bullied in school, still wets the bed and doesn't like cats.
Possible micro penis.

Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion!

I caught 10 seconds of it while waiting for the Sky box to come on. 3 utter ****ers in a car reminded me exactly why I avoid it.

Who won then.

project - Member

Who won then.

More like who cares who won then. Watch it for entertainment by all means, but please don't care, it feeds the attention whores.

I was about to ask "where are the huge cans?" but I see Rusty has posted them - for different reasons of course 😛

i see next week for contrast there is a programme called Skint-- all about duckin n divin on the rock n roll-- at least the characters will be human...

I caught a few minutes of it when i popped in to see my folks, my father (aged 64) was at the table having his tea after spending all day at a main UK-ireland gas pumping station contorted on his back into a teeny space whilst welding gas supply pipes - his response to the twunts on the program would get me banned after repeating a few words if the swear filter was switched off but i'll try and remember some of it, he ranted for quite a while so this is probably a very abridged version.

****ing ****s............ i'd like those preened ****ing poofs to spend one ****ing day at my job, i'd have them cowering in the ****ing corner dribbling piss and shite down their legs within 60 seconds of getting in the door, ****ing waste of sperm conceiving ****s like that i'd give my weekly wage to slap them up and down the ****ing workshop before handing them over to big al who'd rip their balls off and stuff them in their ****ing mouths...that's if they've got any ****ing balls.

That was pretty much his response and i tend to agree wi him - the program must be a piss-take surely?, i'd pay good money to see them attempt to work wi him or his crew - that'd make far better viewing.

Soma: could your dad cut it in an executive job?

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My motto in life... is, umm, more or less stolen from John McClane in Die Hard.

I'm sure he could cut it in an executive job, he'd certainly speak out if anyone talked shite and he doesn't suffer fools or anyone who lies but i dunno how his boiler suit would fit in round the boardroom table. As the senior engineer of the gas turbine compressor station calls my father directly to plan work at the plant then i imagine he's well thought of, My mother got 4 mahoosive bunches of flowers from the MD at xmas (enough to fill 3 rooms with enough to give out to neighbours) to apologise for all the emergency callouts he attended last year so yeah - i'd like to see him in an executive job - whether or not he'd last a day before smacking skulls is a different matter entirely but i imagine anyone that was on the receiving end fully deserved it.

The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

It's a wise child that knows it's own father.

Dont know if its the HD or are some of the female contestants a bit like drag queens ?

Yep, there's def something odd about all the females this year. I was trying to work out what one of them is made out of. I think it may be Bakerlight

One of them has Einsteins brain, which may be useful if you're trying to win the Noble prize for physics, less so for the apprentice.

LOL @ the stars in their eyes Freddie Mercury bloke.

my sisters take on this

'I hate women who think the only way to be taken seriously is to be total bitches and wear ridiculously high heals and the blokes well they usually social rejects who spent their school dinner hours selling sweets to their class mates at 50% mark up and thats what they base their success on'

I just think the characters are getting more like BB freaks, as pointed out already its entertainment and not serious business. Mitchell and Webb have it right in that sketch.

Must admit I find it absolutely brilliant. I can't believe anyone takes it seriously.

As Suralan said the amount of BS is incredible we have a right good laugh about it

steve bell drew these creatures in the eighties -- they are now living forms spouting the bile...

It's brilliant

It's bullshit bingo and laughing at people with more ego than brainpower arguing with one another.

How much can you really laugh at the same joke over & over & over & over & over & over &... ?

Agreed it's just fun and entertainment, the problem is some people may think that's how you have to be to get on in business (and that includes Lord Sugar). Maybe I've been lucky but I've never worked with or for anyone who is remotely like the idiots on the Apprentice.

its not going to happen, but it would be funny if one of them could be a fifth columnist, get as far as the sacking bit in the boardroom and let rip at Sugar !!

Did everybody miss the High five moment?

flatfish-- that was a classic putdown !!

Have any of the candidates put forward tax management as their chosen start-up?

The Freddie mercury lookalike is brilliant! He has to be a plant.