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Oh Jesus wept. They're in Germany. This is not going to be pleasant.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:01 pm
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International incident incoming.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:04 pm
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I predict some serious political incorrectness.

Stella's already eyed up Baggs.

I have fantasies about Stella giving me that eye 😀


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:07 pm
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Stella was clearly dreaming about shoving that pen deep into Baggs.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:10 pm
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Back off Darcy... she's going to give me that eye, walk over me in a pair of killer stilettos, and yeah, probably kill [i]me[/i] first!


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:10 pm
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I just realised that one fella is a mixed race Johnny Vaughn.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:13 pm
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Dear me - how much worse can these people get!!


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:14 pm
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God this is absolutely gringeworthy.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:17 pm
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Oh dear God, it's almost unwatchable...


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:18 pm
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Tactical on Joanna and Baggs. While they're together.

Das ist 😉 wunderbar! JEESUS ****ING CHRIST.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:19 pm
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Das ist 😯 wunderbar!


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:19 pm
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lets hope its Baggs bites the bullit ...
T wat of the highest order


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:19 pm
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Pretty dull tonight so far.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:22 pm
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I want the AWESOME Baggs to get to the interview stages.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:25 pm
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I think there's something going on between Chris and Liz 😉


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:32 pm
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Liz will win it, she's too hot not too.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:41 pm
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Oh b*gg*r that means he's there for another week.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:42 pm
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Didn't see that coming!!!


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:57 pm
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I didn't see that one coming. A pretty tenuous reason too...


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 10:57 pm
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How on earth did he survive that?!

I didn't see that one coming. A pretty tenuous reason too...

+1


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 11:00 pm
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Very odd.


 
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Liz will win it, she's too hot not too.

Exactly! 😯


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 11:02 pm
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Fix!! Travesty!! etc

As if the others have a "spark of genius"?????


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 11:02 pm
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Yeah, out of those three I'd have sacked Jamie. Or possibly PM Chris, because he and Liz are playing Hide The Sausage.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 11:04 pm
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Chris would have sine personality/swagger if he was with Liz.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 11:12 pm
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Herbags 🙄


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 11:27 am
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I just realised that one fella is a mixed race Johnny Vaughn.

Do you mean the guy who got fired?

A young, tanned Vladimir Putin I thought.


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 11:44 am
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isn't he the one who's now been arrested for mortgage fraud too?


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 11:44 am
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I actually thought Baggs did a pretty good job this week! Far, far better than the sulky Laura.


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 11:56 am
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fraud and wife beating!

recorded the 'You're fired' programme, think that might be interesting to see if Dara mentions it at all.


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 11:58 am
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Far, far better than the sulky Laura

How is she still in it? She moans every week. could she of been any more mardy this week!


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 11:59 am
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Chakaping no I mean the other fella on that team,


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 12:03 pm
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I thought Laura was very pretty but this week it appeared her face was melting - WTF is going on?


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 12:05 pm
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That Chris needs shoeing with a rugby boot with titantium spikes fitted instead of studs. Hateful little twerp.


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 12:11 pm
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I watched the "You're Fired" programme afterwards, Christopher got an easy ride on that and everyone seemed to like him, he came across very well.

The day that Stuart Baggs gets fired and has to sit there with Dara O'Brien, he is going to get ripped to pieces. Tiny little pieces which are then fed to a ravenous pack of wolves. Can't wait!


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 12:15 pm
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Just googled "apprentice fraud" and got this

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/the-apprentice/8034466/The-Apprentice-2010-Christopher-Farrell-arrested-for-fraud.html

not such a nice chap after all


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 12:26 pm
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Crikey.

Next thing you know one of them will turn out to have been ripping people off on the STW classifieds.


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 12:41 pm
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Got to agree with the-muffin-man, that eejit Baggs was better this week. He made a stab at the language and did warn Laura about speaking fast.

Would be good if he got to the interview stage though to see him embarrassed by 3 senior managers.


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 12:59 pm
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Was Laura trying to set a world record for fast talking during her pitch, I was half expecting Roy Castle to pop up at the end of it (if he wasn't dead). I enjoyed it when she tripped out of people carrier, shame it wasn't a face plant.

Why doesn't 'The Brand' wear his diamond earring during the tasks?

Has anyone else noticed Liz's receeding hairline? She got in a real strop when the guy at the hotel say they were only ordering from the other team.


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 1:07 pm
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I learnt something from The Baggs this week. Putting 'un on the end of a word unles it ends in 'e' or 'y' then pronounce it 'eeee is actually speaking German. As in "my-eee collegue-'un laura" I don't think the Germans fond it endering as baggs thought, infact my 'e' grade in GCSE german leads me to believe the german word for **** is Stuart Baggs, which they seemed to call him quite often.


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 1:16 pm
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Has anyone else noticed Liz's receeding hairline?

Meeeeeoooooow !!


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 2:22 pm
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Has anyone else noticed Liz's receeding hairline?

Has she been in Zoo magazine Bikini special already? Must have missed that...

I thought Stewart Baggs was ok this week too...think Jamie was a complete Stewart Baggs though and deserved the boot instead of Scouse-sniper-guy...and that Laura was just blatantly two faced, slagging off the Ice Queen Stella then running up to hug her when they won.


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 3:07 pm
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Surely this is all scripted. Laura has never spoken that fast, was told not to speak fast, then seemed to talk so fast she couldn't even keep up with herself.

I smell bollocks.


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 3:31 pm
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[i]I smell bollocks. [/i]

Sat on a crowded tube train?


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 3:32 pm
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It's all bollocks, but quite entertaining.

I am convinced that that producer / director of the programme uses the footage from each week to steer opinion in a certain direction.

Last week Hair Baggs was in the firing line, this week it was Laura ( they didn't need to show her falling out of the van) Any one of them can be portrayed in whatever light the director / producer wants, all in the name of entertainment. The whole process is a farce.

I'm still watching it though.


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 4:08 pm
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